Song Parodies -> "The Day That I Wish Wasn't Tomorrow (But Next Weeks Good)"

Original Song Title:

"The Day That Never Comes"

Original Performer:

"The Day That I Wish Wasn't Tomorrow (But Next Weeks Good)"

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The Lyrics

Born to push you down
When bill time comes round
You put it off
they call your phone
Your pen hits the ground
solicitors so full of lies
punch them in their eyes
Just keep hanging up
Keep screaming
Just keep screaming

screaming at the one
The day that I wish was tomorrow
When your wallets full and your bill free
and the telemarketers never call
No the telemarketers never call

bitch em out across the line
Just hang up this time
Hiding what a bummer
blocking your number
You'll have your time
the phone company will make them pay
call back no way
I'll end this conversation
I'll record the phone call yaaaaaay!

screaming at the one
The day that I wish was tomorrow
When your wallets full and your bill free
and the telemarketers never call
No the telemarketers never call

telemarketer is a twelve letter word
And never spoken in this house
telemarketer is a twelve letter word
Here in this conversation
I suffer this no longer
I’ll just hang up
This I swear!
This I swear!
They’ll just call back
This I swear!
This I swear!
This I swear!

(Conversation during long solo)

Hello?!
Yes…Yes…I…
I know I
Ooooo Florida sounds good
No…no
Never mind
Never mind
*Click*
*Riiing*
AAAAH!!!

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