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Song Parodies -> "Bitter"
Original Song Title:
"Fixxxer"
Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Bitter"
Parody Written by:
Metalmanallica01
The Lyrics
Fixxxer hasn't had a parody? Well it does now.
Metallica albums stick with me
But why is this album so sucky?
I see a voodoo doll that looks like me
This song makes me want to stab it for eternity..
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Just when I thought their songs would no longer bring me tears
You plunge another bad song
Bad song into my ears!
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Can you take away the pain that album brought?
Can you take away the embarassment of the album which I bought?
Mirror Mirror on the wall
Tell me if their next album is good at all
See you sharpening the pencil
Preparing to write more sucky songs as an insult?
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Just when I thought their songs would no longer bring me tears
You plunge another bad song
Bad song into my ears!
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Can you take away the pain that album brought?
Can you take away the embarassment of the album which I bought?
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Just when I thought their songs would no longer bring me tears
You plunge another bad song
Bad song into my ears!
Plunge it!
Here comes the s**t!
S**t for talent
Sin for lyric
Tired of this song
No longer want to hear it
To stop this madness a plan is due
Metallica needs to come up with something new
Something to really rock my d**k off
This isn't it, it gets me pissed off!
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Just when I thought their songs would no longer bring me tears
You plunge another bad song
Bad song into my ears!
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Can you take away the pain that album brought?
Can you take away the embarassment of the album which I bought?
No more
No more songs
No more songs, no more songs
No more
Please god, please no more
No more songs, no more songs.
But why is this album so sucky?
I see a voodoo doll that looks like me
This song makes me want to stab it for eternity..
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Just when I thought their songs would no longer bring me tears
You plunge another bad song
Bad song into my ears!
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Can you take away the pain that album brought?
Can you take away the embarassment of the album which I bought?
Mirror Mirror on the wall
Tell me if their next album is good at all
See you sharpening the pencil
Preparing to write more sucky songs as an insult?
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Just when I thought their songs would no longer bring me tears
You plunge another bad song
Bad song into my ears!
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Can you take away the pain that album brought?
Can you take away the embarassment of the album which I bought?
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Just when I thought their songs would no longer bring me tears
You plunge another bad song
Bad song into my ears!
Plunge it!
Here comes the s**t!
S**t for talent
Sin for lyric
Tired of this song
No longer want to hear it
To stop this madness a plan is due
Metallica needs to come up with something new
Something to really rock my d**k off
This isn't it, it gets me pissed off!
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Just when I thought their songs would no longer bring me tears
You plunge another bad song
Bad song into my ears!
But can you fix what Metallica's done?
Can you cure the suckage that "Load" begun?
Can you take away the pain that album brought?
Can you take away the embarassment of the album which I bought?
No more
No more songs
No more songs, no more songs
No more
Please god, please no more
No more songs, no more songs.
Thank you for reading.
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Nice oman, Fixxxer is a hard song to parody, but you pulled it off. I also loved your St.Anger parody. Looking forward to more from you.
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