Identity crisis,things have gone deceitful
Gym teacher stole his dad's glasses,he's turning evil
Now I was skipping my class,no one's off the wall
Hall monitors pop up while I run in the halls
Ditching gym class,in a whole new way,yeah
Got to succeed,hide in a bathroom stall

Beside "evil glasses" on a gym teacher's eyes
Where identity crisis becomes a supremacy crisis
Ditch class,run far away,hall monitors won't stand in your way
So,you should avoid the substitute teacher
Yes,you should avoid her for your own good

Oh,you must defeat a substitute to stand a chance
She's just destroying your future,making you ditch art class,yeah
Ditch class,run far away,hall monitors won't stand in your way (in your way)
So,you should avoid the substitute teacher
Yes,you should avoid her for your own good

Ditchin' (ditchin',ditchin'),yeah
My math class,my math class,my math class that's too hard
Failing (failing,failing),yeah
I thought,I thought,I thought I'm smart,someone chases me

I (I,I),yeah
I'm in,I'm in,I'm in detention
Today (today, today),yeah
I must refrain,must refrain,must refrain from ditchin',tribulation

You think you're smart,don't try to be getting an F
Something said from my English teacher,yeah-ee-yeah
Come,come into my classroom,yeah-ee-yeah
Don't wanna lose the first class

Just take off your hat now and take off your trenchcoat
Here is something important my English teacher said,yeah-ee-yeah
Come,come into my classroom,yeah-ee-yeah
Don't wanna lose the first class

I was such an awful teenager
Under the sign of autism
My mom just died when I was 14
And I was made a class clown
Since I was in middle school
I was once a bully in 6th grade,yeah

You know my bestest pleasure is to ditch a class
I'd love to ditch a class
I'm always running at last
And I'll be the first to be chased by hall monitors
And I'll be the last to leave
I'd love to ditch a class

They tracked me down beyond the ground
They sent me to the principal
And put me to shame
Oh,class clown,you won't survive (survive)
Oh,class clown,you won't survive

Yeah,no chance to survive
Yeah,you keep losing your mind