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Song Parodies -> "Audit"
Original Song Title:
"One"
Original Performer:
Metallica
Parody Song Title:
"Audit"
Parody Written by:
Big G
The Lyrics
I can't deduct anything
can't tell if this is ture or sceam
deep inside my deductions scream
this terrible auditior stops me
now that FICA is through with me
I waking up with no money
there's not much credit left in me
nothing is real but bankruptcy now
Hold breath as I
Write the check
oh please God
don't bounce
back at the box it seems too real
out goes money I must deal
but can't find a way to spend it
on anything that I want
feeding these goverment agencies
with all my hard earned money
in comes a collection agency
cut these credit cards up now
Hold my breath as I
write the check
oh please God
Don't bounce
Now that my cash is gone I'm getting auditted
Hold my breath as I write
the check
oh plese God
Don't bounce
IRS
imprisioning me
all my money
gone to the goverment
I cannot pay
can't find receipts
off to a prison cell
Repo men
have taken my House
Taken my car
taken my TV
taken my boat
taken my pool
taken my dog
left me with life in Jail
can't tell if this is ture or sceam
deep inside my deductions scream
this terrible auditior stops me
now that FICA is through with me
I waking up with no money
there's not much credit left in me
nothing is real but bankruptcy now
Hold breath as I
Write the check
oh please God
don't bounce
back at the box it seems too real
out goes money I must deal
but can't find a way to spend it
on anything that I want
feeding these goverment agencies
with all my hard earned money
in comes a collection agency
cut these credit cards up now
Hold my breath as I
write the check
oh please God
Don't bounce
Now that my cash is gone I'm getting auditted
Hold my breath as I write
the check
oh plese God
Don't bounce
IRS
imprisioning me
all my money
gone to the goverment
I cannot pay
can't find receipts
off to a prison cell
Repo men
have taken my House
Taken my car
taken my TV
taken my boat
taken my pool
taken my dog
left me with life in Jail
Tell me what you think in the comments pages guys, this was kinda sponantious.
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LOL funny, buddy! But what was the second line supposed to read as? It don't make sense. Giving you 5's for the "Spontaneiety", but it does pay to proofread. :)
This oneīs nov in my "Wow, why didnīt I come up with that parody idea" for this song. :-)
An update I meant the second line to say Can' t tell if this is ture or Scheme I can't spell...
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