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Song Parodies -> "Do We Ever Matter"

Original Song Title:

"Nothing Else Matter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Do We Ever Matter"

Parody Written by:

MColl

The Lyrics

So close and yet so far
We always believed with our heart
The judges know who we are
Yet do we ever matter

We alone knew the pain that we faced
The award was ours, they stole it away
The flute is a metal instrument they say
But do we ever matter

Grammy, we seek and we love you
1st nomination was something new
But Judges had different view
Like we ever mattered

We do care for what they do
We just care for the award
But they know

So what if we won’t get far
Selling St. Anger got bit hard
Hetfield sounds like broken jar
Like voice always matters

They never care for what we do
They never care for what we know
Shit we know

Never opened my mouth this way
We think that Napster is Gay
We wanted to kick it our way
Like that could have mattered

Dave We fired and got fucked in turn
Every bassy for us,nothing new
No mind for somehting new
Like it ever matters

Never cared for what we played
Never cared for how we got raped
Always care for what mtv do
We don’t have anything new
And they know

St Anger's our biggest flop thus far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
The people don't care who we are
Like that ever matters

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siddique - January 31, 2009 - Report this comment
awesome stuff..even if i'm a metallica fan,this s***z is so damn f***in true

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