Song Parodies -> Unforgiven: The Metallica Sucks Remix
| Original Song Title: | "Unforgiven" |
| Original Performer: | Metallica |
| Parody Song Title: | "Unforgiven: The Metallica Sucks Remix" |
| Parody Written by: | Patrick Powers |
New folk on the server
Quickly their subdued
Napster deletes all of them
for fear of being sued
Metallica draws them in
with promise of a song
Deprived of all their rights
The user struggles on and on they've known
A vow Metallica makes
that here from this day
Their freedom drained away
What you've stole
What you've loaned
Directories you've never shown
Damn MP3
No royalty
Can't have what's never been
What you've stole
What you've loaned
Directories you've never shown
Can't be free
Not from me
Our musics not for givin'
They dedicate their lives
To running all of ours
We try to please them all
This bitter man named Lars
Throughout the day the same
Napster battled constantly
A fight they cannot win
A tired company we see no longer cares
The ceo then prepares
to resign regretfully
Glad that ceo isn't me.
What you've stole
What you've loaned
Directories you've never shown
Damn MP3
No royalty
Can't have what's never been
What you've stole
What you've loaned
Directories you've never shown
Can't be free
Not from me
Our musics not for givin'
Quickly their subdued
Napster deletes all of them
for fear of being sued
Metallica draws them in
with promise of a song
Deprived of all their rights
The user struggles on and on they've known
A vow Metallica makes
that here from this day
Their freedom drained away
What you've stole
What you've loaned
Directories you've never shown
Damn MP3
No royalty
Can't have what's never been
What you've stole
What you've loaned
Directories you've never shown
Can't be free
Not from me
Our musics not for givin'
They dedicate their lives
To running all of ours
We try to please them all
This bitter man named Lars
Throughout the day the same
Napster battled constantly
A fight they cannot win
A tired company we see no longer cares
The ceo then prepares
to resign regretfully
Glad that ceo isn't me.
What you've stole
What you've loaned
Directories you've never shown
Damn MP3
No royalty
Can't have what's never been
What you've stole
What you've loaned
Directories you've never shown
Can't be free
Not from me
Our musics not for givin'
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