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Song Parodies -> "Master of Buffets"

Original Song Title:

"Master of Puppets"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Master of Buffets"

Parody Written by:

Goggleboy

The Lyrics

I almost didn't wanna do this one so if it seems lazy that's why. But I felt I had to parody the last of the Big 4, enjoy.
Endless breadstick plates
Savory cheese souffle
It's your source of self indulge
Bagels spread with smear
Wash it down with beer
Leads up to a sweet confection

Taste it you will see
More salt's all you need
Smoky barbecue
Piping hot beef stew

Pass the tobasco
Obey the fatso
Goes great on nachos
Obey the FATSO
FATSO

Master of Buffets all you can eat
Always has time for a tasty treat
Eating away your own self-esteem
Just call my name if you want ice cream

FATSO
FATSO

Just call my name if you want ice cream

FATSO
FATSO

…......

Like Thanksgiving Day
Diets are betrayed
Early death becoming clearer
Chick Fettuccine
Rich and so creamy
Have your breakfast, lunch and dinner

Taste it you will see
More salt's all you need
Smoky barbecue
Piping hot beef stew

Pass the tobasco
Obey the fatso
Goes great on nachos
Obey the FATSO
FATSO

Master of Buffets all you can eat
Always has time for a tasty treat
Eating away your own self-esteem
Just call my name if you want ice cream

FATSO
FATSO

Just call my name if you want ice cream

FATSO
FATSO

Fatso....fatso.....fatso.....

…..........


FATSO
FATSO

It's Passover where's the matzo?

FATSO
FATSO

I prefer it fried

FATSO
FATSO

We've got salsa from El Paso

FATSO
FATSO

It goes great on fries

Serve me!

….......

You won't find lowfat
In this habitat
Just devouring without reason
Donuts that are glazed
Onion rings for days
and wings during football season

Sandwiches and Pie
I will help you die
Every single snack
Leads to heart attacks

Pass the tobasco
Obey the fatso
Goes great on nachos
Obey the FATSO
FATSO

Master of Buffets all you can eat
Always has time for a tasty treat
Eating away your own self-esteem
Just call my name if you want ice cream

FATSO
FATSO

Just call my name if you want ice cream

FATSO
FATSO

…..............

Muah-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Dylan Baranski - December 16, 2020 - Report this comment
Another excellent food-related thrash parody! Here's 555 racks of ribs for you!

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