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Song Parodies -> "Enter Fatman"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman "

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Fatman"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

TOS: https://youtu.be/CD-E-LDc384
Steak and pears, griddle buns
Don't forget Funyuns
Do include every one
I suck food in, parm within
Reap two, three din-dins
'Til the fatman he plumps

Teethe on whole rye loaf bread
Drinking your pickle brine
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Glaze my ham
We're off to heifer-heifer land

Something's wrong, butt's alight
Heavy farts tonight
And they aren't from Snow White
Creams of corn, creams of ice
Creams that fatten thighs
And of things that I'll bite, yeah

Teethe on whole rye loaf bread
Drinking your pickle brine
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Glaze my ham
We're off to heifer-heifer land

Now I lay meat down to eat
(Now I lay meat down to eat)
Take the pork, my roll to heat
(Take the pork, my roll to heat)
If I dine before I make
(If I dine before I make)
Take the pork, buy Shake 'N Bake
(Take the pork, buy Shake 'N Bake)

Munch Little Debbies, don't say a word
And never mind the soys you slurped
It's just the treats under your bed
In your closet, in your shed

Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Strain waistband
Eggs get fried
Enter pies
Glaze my ham
We're off to heifer-heifer land

Food!
Yeah, yeah!
Yodels!

We're off to heifer-heifer land
Glaze my ham
We're off to heifer-heifer land
Glaze my ham
We're off to heifer-heifer land
We're off to heifer-heifer land
We're off to heifer-heifer land

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