Song Parodies ->Authors -> John Jenkins
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P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| That Leftist Tart From San Francisco | I Left My Heart In San Francisco | Tony Bennett | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 85 | |
| Arthur Andersen | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 79 | |
| Hanging Chads and Hanging Judges | Empty Chairs at Empty Tables | Marius from "Les Miserables." | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 83 | |
| O Little Town of Augusta | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional/Phillip Brooks | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 74 | |
| Super Tacos With Green Salsa Give Me Halitosis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 850 | |
| Hillary Clinton | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 454 | |
| Wheel of Fortune | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.4 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 128 | |
| The Knife (sung by Michael Jackson) | To Life | Cast of Fiddler on the Roof | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 81 | |
| Can You Count on France? | Your Mama Don't Dance | Loggins & Messina | 3.3 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 63 | |
| Daschle Yells | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 73 | |
| Lovely PETA | Lovely Rita | The Beatles | 3.6 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 74 | |
| Large Marshmallows | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 78 | |
| Scar Jayson Blair | Scarborough Fair | Simon & Garfunkel | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 263 | |
| Bangin' Out The Hits | Puttin' On The Ritz | Irving Berlin | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 77 | |
| Hunter of the Bounty | Coward of the County | Kenny Rogers | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 72 | |
| My Slick Husband Bill | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 79 | |
| NASCAR Race Driver | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 2.5 | 1.5 | 2.0 | 700 | |
| You're a Long Shot, Senator Kerry | It's a Long Way to Tipperary | Jack Judge & Harry Williams | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 63 | |
| California Girls | California Girls | Beach Boys | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 143 | |
| Budget Surplus | American Pie | Don McLean | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 102 | |
| (Don't Kiss His) Fanny Danny | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 78 | |
| Bad Bad Billy Goat Curse | Bad Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 99 | |
| Yell Like Howard Dean | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 334 | |
| Justice Brown, Will You Please Walk on Water? | Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 63 | |
| Total Eclipse of Gephardt | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 2.3 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 71 | |
| The Naked Rambler | The Moonlight Gambler | Frankie Laine | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 71 | |
| We Call the Loud One Howard | They Call the Wind Mariah | The Kingston Trio | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 182 | |
| Kid Rock and P. Diddiy, Too | Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo | Walt Disney's Cinderella | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 81 | |
| Super Tuesday | Ruby Tuesday | The Rolling Stones | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 74 | |
| Greed. Greed | Green, Green | The New Christy Minstrels | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 335 | |
| Hello Philip, Nice Armada | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 289 | |
| Dearest Duchess, Dressed in Nada | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 100 | |
| Feng Shui | Yesterday | The Beatles | 3.2 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 285 | |
| Mr. Mel Gibson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.4 | 75 | |
| Thetis, Don't Let Achilles Go Off to Invade Troy | Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys | Willie Nelson | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 96 | |
| Greenback Dollar | Greenback Dollar | The Kingston Trio | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 62 | |
| CBS | Be Our Guest | Beauty and the Beast (Jerry Ohrbach and Angela Lan | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 92 | |
| Oops! Oil for Food | Food, Glorious Food | Oliver (the musical) | 3.9 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 71 | |
| Fannie Mae | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 101 | |
| If Shrek's Mom Had Only Been Sterile | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 531 | |
| What is Most Antagon(izing to Me) | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul & Mary | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 76 | |
| The Not-So-Majestic King Harold | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 73 | |
| This Bridge Costs A Billion Dollars | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 63 | |
| Will The Ravens Ever Score? | The Raven | Edgar Allan Poe | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 130 | |
| Somewhere There's A Home Depot | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 90 | |
| General Motors | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 82 | |
| Saddam Mopes | Mairzy Doats | Johnny Mercer | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 61 | |
| Sammy and Poor Sandra Day | M.T.A. | The Kingston Trio | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 67 | |
| Moreno | Maria | West Side Story Soundtrack | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 66 | |
| Reviewing the Situation | Reviewing the Situation | Fagin ( from Oliver) | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 103 | |
| Welcome to Gridlock | Under the Boardwalk | The Drifters | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 81 | |
| Hello Philip, Nice Armada | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 91 | |
| Flew JetBlue | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 86 | |
| Killing Off Sherlock | Down in the Boondocks | Billy Joe Royal | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 73 | |
| SuperSonics are the Cure for NBA Frustration | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 74 | |
| Don’t Befriend Jack Bauer | You Don’t Bring Me Flowers | Neil Diamond & Barbra Streisand | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 84 | |
| Amnesty | Honesty | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 92 | |
| Villaraigosa | El Paso | Marty Robbins | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 159 | |
| Bikila’s Surprise | Tequila Sunrise | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| San Francisco Nan | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 130 | |
| USDA | YMCA | Village People | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 218 | |
| Toys R'nt Us | Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys | Willie Nelson | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 450 | |
| Sterile Darryl | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| You’re A Mean Firm, Merrill Lynch | You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch | Dr. Seuss | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Santa Anna’s Coming to Town | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 255 | |
| Spank Your Daughter? | Yankee Doodle | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 349 | |
| I Am A Most Beleaguered Former Pakistani General | I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 294 | |
| Picking on Barack in Debates | Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay | Otis Redding | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 148 | |
| SuperDelegatesAreGettingWooedUntilThey’reNauseous | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Spitzer's Blunder Gland | Winter Wonderland | Felix Bernard | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Randi Rhodes | Ramblin' Rose | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Jose, You Are Free | The Star Spangled Banner | Francis Scott Key | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Enraged at Aquariums | Age of Aquarius | The Fifth Dimension | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 87 | |
| Thank Dodd I Own Countrywide | Thank God I'm A Country Boy | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 |
