Song Parodies -> "Super Tuesday"

Original Song Title:

"Ruby Tuesday"

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Original Performer:

"Super Tuesday"

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The Lyrics

Senator John Kerry won victories in 9 of the 10 "Super Tuesday" primary states. This knocked his closest competitor, Senator John Edwards, out of the race. How did Senator Edwards react?

I could never get voter support
My campaign seemed like a last resort.
I'm an also ran
Just like Joe Lieberman.
No one knew that we passed through.

Goodbye, Super Tuesday,
You're the reason I withdrew.
Since you were my Waterloo day,
I'm not gonna miss you.

I questioned the platform of John Kerry,
He told me I might be the next VP.
He just won nine states
And trashed me in ten debates.
Could I be veep to such a creep?

Goodbye, Super Tuesday,
You're the reason I withdrew.
Since you were my Waterloo day,
I'm not gonna miss you.

I was dominant in just one state:
The State of Denial - it was great
'Til my campaign fund
Became overdrawn and left me stunned.
Why was I shunned?

Goodbye. Oh, how I grieve
For I believe in my cause.
But, of course, I also believe
There is a San-ta Claus.

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Royce Miller - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

good parody, John

Johnny D - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Polls will show this to be a Super Wednesday for this parody. 5's

Guy - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

I could not believe that Kerry actually won in Georgia. Did you see that Howie won Vermont - no surprise there I guess. My five delagates from the great state of confusion will go to candidate John Jenkins for a well written parody. Fine job, John.

Paul Robinson - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

John - A "Super" Tuesday parody submission. 5-5-5

Rice Cube - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Fozzie Bear is gonna quit the race so it looks like Skeletor is gonna take the nomination :-/

Michael Pacholek - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Why should you be surprised that Kerry won in Georgia? It's their attempt to make up for turning out Max Cleland for that nitwit Saxby Chambliss in '02! Georgia's full of nitwit politicians, including some of the Democrats. Remember Bert Lance?

John Jenkins - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Royce, Johnny D, Guy, Paul, Rice, and MP. MP, John Kerry and Max Cleland should be commended for serving and making sacrifices for their country, but I think it was the bandwagon effect that enabled Kerry to beat Edwards in Georgia. I WILL be surprised if Kerry takes Georgia in November, with or without Edwards on the ticket.

Phil Alexander - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent song, JJ: Loved the "State of denial" line especially.

John Jenkins - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Phil. I continue to appreciate your ability to relate to politics on this side of the Atlantic.

Meriadoc - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment

I just love the rhyme 'veep' and 'creep'! :-)

John Jenkins - March 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Meriadoc.

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