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Song Parodies -> "Yell Like Howard Dean"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Yell Like Howard Dean"

Parody Written by:

John Jenkins

The Lyrics

As the race for the Democratic presidential nomination approaches the first two voter tests, the Iowa caucus and the New Hampshire primary (both in January), Dr. Howard Dean is combining his fire breathing campaign rhetoric and his unique Internet appeal to lead the polls in both states. Will he stay there?
From Des Moines to Manchester,
Democrats are seeking votes.
And the one who's out in front
Is the man with angry quotes.

He rips the Iraqi war,
He says tax cuts are obscene.
Can we prevail in '04
With this fellow Howard Dean?

We all adore this fellow, Howard Dean,
Fellow Howard Dean, fellow Howard Dean,
We all adore this fellow, Howard Dean,
Fellow Howard Dean, fellow Howard Dean.

When people see his web site,
They read his statements with delight.
And then they begin to pay.

The Internet will bankroll Howard Dean
Bankroll Howard Dean, bankroll Howard Dean
The Internet will bankroll Howard Dean
Bankroll Howard Dean, bankroll Howard Dean

(Spoken during instrumental break)
(Update the blog sites, web designer, update the blog sites!
Blog sites are updated, Doctor.
Increase cash flow, increase cash flow!
Cash is flowing, Doctor.)

Will Kerry, Clark, and Gephardt
Have to get more loud and mean?
Their visions might make more sense,
But not bucks like Howard Dean.

Nobody else can yell like Howard Dean,
Yell like Howard Dean, yell like Howard Dean.
Why must you always bellow, Howard Dean?
Bellow Howard Dean, bellow Howard Dean.
Why can't you be more mellow, Howard Dean?
Mellow Howard Dean, mellow Howard Dean.

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

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Claude Prez - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn! You beat me to it; I wanted to be the first one to do a Beatles parody...ah well, anything that slams a politician is fine by me. Good job.
Johnny D - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
JJ you RULE ! This is SO GOOD !!! 5-5-5
Guy - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved the parody - So true of that Howey guy. Absolutely loved it.
Rice Cube - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Rock on, John.
Wild Man - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Good song, John.
Michael Pacholek - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
As a Kerry supporter, let me say that the only two good things ever to come out of Vermont are Ben & Jerry. OK, maybe a good tweak of the homophobes came out of there.
MntMelissa - January 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Where's the actual music? I don't want to read songs!!!
Agrimorfee - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Due to recent events, this song has become more relevant than ever before! :0
Royce Miller - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I saw this one today, really good title and parody.

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