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Song Parodies -> "The No-No (Sotomayor) Song"

Original Song Title:

"The No-No Song"

Original Performer:

Ringo Starr

Parody Song Title:

"The No-No (Sotomayor) Song"

Parody Written by:

John Jenkins

The Lyrics

At least Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor doesn't have any income tax issues ... that we know of.
A woman judge has had some rulings reversed
When plaintiff’s rights she did not understand.
On Obama’s short list, she might have been first,
But she is not the finest in the land.

And I said, “No, no, no, no, don’t pick Sotomayor.
Some alternatives you should explore.
I am concerned that if she gets confirmed,
The Bill of Rights is something she’ll ignore.”

“A man can’t think as lucidly as wise Latinas.”
Since this is what Judge Sonia understands,
Will she’ll revoke any white male sub-poenas
And rule that they will be forever banned?

And I said, “No, no, no, no, don’t pick Sotomayor.
When she speaks, she doesn’t think before.
No thanks, Barack, don’t think anti-male talk
Should be heard on a judicial floor.”

A woman judge just ruled against some smart firemen,
Whose arguments she did not understand.
She’s not impressed by those with test acumen;
She thinks that their results should just be canned.

And I said, “No, no, no, no, don’t pick Sotomayor.
If I saw her now, I would implore,
‘No thank you, Judge, you should never begrudge
Job candidates who get the highest score.’”

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adagio - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't know the OS, but I like the sentiment.
Timmy1000 - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice job on a not very well known OS. Tax stuff may come up later, like the others.
Mark Scotti - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant take on the OS!!!!
TJC - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Lexcelent, mi h'general!
alvin - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
i howled nonstop...great the OS too
NorCALvotress - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey there, Latina, how does it feel to be in the ~DC~ Arena ? How you do, as the Gents question you ? ?
Testudines Chelonia - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Latinas/sub-poenas lol. Prima facie 555, res ipsa loquitur.
John Jenkins - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the votes and comments.

NCv, when are you going to submit a song parody?

TC, thanks for noticing and commenting on the double entendre.
rob - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
great parody ! great truth also ! slantedmayor admits to having a pre judging attitude and isnt worthy of running a girl scout troop. put her in the oral office and bring mister wedding vows, i mean mister family values back to show her that men are good for something. mention a blue dress, but also that dresses stain easily. dont wanna make mom wash things twice to get those sticky stains out ...
Tommy Double-Entendre Turtle - June 11, 2009 - Report this comment
As you can plainly see, double-entendre is my middle name, Sir!

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