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Song Parodies -> "Spank Your Daughter?"
Original Song Title:
"Yankee Doodle"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Spank Your Daughter?"
Parody Written by:
John Jenkins
The Lyrics
Jay Kaufman is the Massachusetts state representative who has introduced legislation which criminalizes the act of spanking one’s child. Was Mr. Kaufman spanked too much or too little as a child?
Spank your daughter, go downtown
A-riding in a squad car.
If you don’t like prison sex,
Then flee to Madagascar.
Massachusetts moms and dads,
Spare your daughter’s fanny.
Do not parent her at all;
The state must be her nanny.
Fathers, you can’t raise you sons
The way your parents taught you.
If you do, you’ll get locked up
With cell mates who might swat you.
Massachusetts families
Really are uncanny.
They’re not led by moms and dads,
But by the state, who’s nanny.
Massachusetts once gave birth
To thoughts of independence.
Now an independent dad
Might serve a prison sentence.
Samuel Adams, Paul Revere,
Was not your creation
Designed to shut down tyranny
And needless legislation?
A-riding in a squad car.
If you don’t like prison sex,
Then flee to Madagascar.
Massachusetts moms and dads,
Spare your daughter’s fanny.
Do not parent her at all;
The state must be her nanny.
Fathers, you can’t raise you sons
The way your parents taught you.
If you do, you’ll get locked up
With cell mates who might swat you.
Massachusetts families
Really are uncanny.
They’re not led by moms and dads,
But by the state, who’s nanny.
Massachusetts once gave birth
To thoughts of independence.
Now an independent dad
Might serve a prison sentence.
Samuel Adams, Paul Revere,
Was not your creation
Designed to shut down tyranny
And needless legislation?
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Excellent work, John, particularly the end. I'd like to discuss the topic more but here isn't the place - perhaps you'd start a thread on inthe00s.com? In the meantime, 15 lashes.
Spanking good parody here.
very fanny...oops, funny, i mean
Thanks for the votes and comments. Red Ant, I did take your suggestion and I did start a thread under Current Politics and Religious Topics. I was somewhat surprised that one had not been started previously.
This is excellent, can't believe it only has 3 votes. I'm in favor of spanking, but hate having to pay for it. 555 swats for you.
But what if you DO like prison sex? Just wondering. Great stuff John.
Claude, curse you for making a comment that was funnier than my parody. But thank you for wandering over to the Messageboard and inputting a rare (for Current Politics and Religious Topics, not for you) expression of libertarian clarity.
like this
It doesn't scan with the original song, nor is it at all humorous.
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