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Song Parodies -> "How did Al Gore make Tipper wary?"

Original Song Title:

"It’s a Long Way to Tipperary"

Original Performer:

Jack Judge & Harry Williams

Parody Song Title:

"How did Al Gore make Tipper wary?"

Parody Written by:

John Jenkins

The Lyrics

Ten years ago, who would have guessed that the Clinton marriage would outlast the Gore marriage?
Al Gore has a passion
That he shares with everyone:
The world needs his halo
To protect it from the sun.
But as the world is warming
And the planet faces doom,
There’s an emerging Ice Age
Permeating Al’s bedroom

Al Gore’s ego makes Tipper very
Unwilling to bestow
Her love upon and stay binary
With the vainest man we know.
If the Supreme Court
Has to rule on Gore v Gore,
Is it looking good for Tipper? Very!
She’ll win 5 to 4.

Al Gore is excited
About the new dating scene;
He thinks chicks will love that
His little Oscar has turned green.
But will Al be able
To compete with younger guys?
Or will he just get shut out
As he seeks a new piece prize?

How did Al Gore make Tipper wary?
How did he cause her woe?
We have not seen Tipper merry,
And we know why this is so.
Al Gore lost the waistline
He had in his youth;
And now Tipper views his body as
An inconvenient truth.

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AFW - June 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Looks like we both felt a little "Gore-y" today... Great title sub and parody, here....Clever use of Tipper..especially funny was the..Piece Prize line..
Old Man Ribber - June 07, 2010 - Report this comment
The Nobel Prize for Parody!! Bravo!! ;D
Patrick - June 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Liked the line about his expanding waistline being an "inconvenient truth".
UnKnownIn NorCAL - June 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, that fameous kiss was most likely instigated by TipperDearest . . .

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