They say that rivals get death threats
From Broadwell (from Broadwell).
They say there’s lots of envy in the air (from Broadwell).
‘Cause Paula thinks that I am hers,
And she does not take prisoners,
So women whom I look at should beware (of Broadwell).

I know the ride is something else
On Broadwell (on Broadwell).
I must surrender when her hips gyrate (on Broadwell).
It’s true my wife thinks this is sin,
But Paula calls and I’m All In;
Her guidance system makes my gun shoot straight (on Broadwell).

They do not like what I was doing
With Broadwell (with Broadwell).
She cannot write a full-length book they all scoff (at Broadwell).
But they’re not right; I know they’re wrong,
‘Cause she can make my short thing long,
So I don’t quit ‘til I get off
On Broadwell (on Broadwell).