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Song Parodies -> "I Get No Toys in San Francisco"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Get No Toys in San Francisco"

Parody Written by:

John Jenkins

The Lyrics

San Francisco, California – home of the most successful baseball team and the most entertaining Board of City Supervisors of 2010.
I adore my Happy Meals and don’t care what I weigh;
I’m happy if I get a trinket on my tray.
But eight City supervisors who think they’re so much wiser
Keep me away from their city by the bay.

I get no toys in San Francisco,
I now must eat in San Jose.
To find more little plastic cars instead of salad bars.
‘Though their new law might cause despair, they don’t care.

They love control in San Francisco
Of what we eat and do and say.
But they’re all going to make Santa’s list, though
To get lumps of coal Christmas Day.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
John - Well done! But it's ok to give the children marajuana with their Kid's Meal. Perhaps it's part of the master plan to supplant Amsterdam as the world's most wicked city...hehe! ;D
Patrick - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
And coal will only violate the clean air rules. When will the people of this country finally rise up and righteously smite the living daylights out of these kooks?
John Barry - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Humorous look at Nanny Meals.
UnKnown-InNorCAL - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Lord Jenkins oSoCAL, . . . that'll be 6 dollars Sir, for you to cross our SFO southern border !
AFW - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Good current satire. Creative subs.

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