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Song Parodies -> "Spitzer's Blunder Gland"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Felix Bernard

Parody Song Title:

"Spitzer's Blunder Gland"

Parody Written by:

John Jenkins

The Lyrics

While Eliot Spitzer was establishing a reputation as a crusading opponent of vice and crime, one law breaking organization was allowed to prosper.
We’re a ring - prostitution -
That avoids prosecution.
The governor said
That we’d get ahead,
Profiting from Spitzer’s blunder gland.

We are hard working ladies,
Who drive brand new Mercedes
‘Cause Eliot tips
When we use our whips,
Profiting from Spitzer’s blunder gland.

When Spitzer jailed all our competition,
We feared he would come and shut us down;
But, since he got to know our positions,
He lets us do our job in any town.

Client 8 visits each week,
Client 9’s a control freak,
But we’re not afraid
Because he prepaid,
Profiting from Spitzer’s blunder gland.

When Spitzer jailed all our competition,
We thought he would prosecute us next;
But now he has to show false contrition
For being under-loved and over-sexed.

Since our vi - tal profession
Is immune to recession,
We’ll frolic and play
The Emerald way,
‘Til they lock up Spitzer’s blunder gland.

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Stan Hall - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Having to stretch a little to overlay the OS with syllables' natural stresses in a couple lines here more than repaid the effort with a fun final sing-along. Nice job. :-)
alvin - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
festive sing-a-ling and nice title switch
LadyShamRocks - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir John J, for this is verrrry cute! It really rocks: "we'll frolic & play the Emerald way"! And . . ."a profession that is immune to Recession"! Great lines, Sir!!
UnKnownVo - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
doth Gov Spitzer have an UberGland??
John Barry - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Ah, Clitsmas in spring.
AFW - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Good job reworking Xmas here, but I guess to Mrs. Spitzer it's not a marry holiday..
Ann Hammond - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
John Jenkins - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for votes and comments. In the last verse, the Emerald way should be Emperors way. Parodists just can't find decent proof readers these days.
Guy - March 14, 2008 - Report this comment
JJ - Very nice touch with the refs and the subs:

"We are hard working ladies,"
"Who drive brand new Mercedes"

I'm pulling lever 5.
PMS - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Stuffing your ballet box with 5s
marthadtox - September 13, 2008 - Report this comment
blundergland is too funny!!!

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