I used to think that governments
Would only go so far,
And that the plans they’d implement
Could not get more bizarre.

But then one day, when brains were blurred,
A strange new scheme arose,
The strangest scheme you ever heard,
And this is how it goes:

Super Convoluted Sales of Weapons Fast and Furious,
Even though the sound of it is something that should worry us,
The ATF unveiled it, and it became injurious,
Super Convoluted Sales of Weapons Fast and Furious.

Drug runners got guns - nobody knows why.
Drug runners got guns - nobody knows why.

To agents who uphold our laws,
This plan was ill-advised.
They warned their bosses of its flaws,
But they were compromised.

Illegal gun sales were allowed,
And when two agents died,
Authority was disavowed,
And knowledge was denied.

Supercilious AG – the King of Fast and Furious.
When details started to leak out, they made Congress curious,
But Eric Holder’s answers were very slow and spurious.
Supercilious AG – the King of Fast and Furious.

Um, did attorney gen’ral bumble and lie?
Um, did attorney gen’ral bumble and lie?

For films, Fast and Furious can be
Considered a success,
But for Homeland Security,
It’s simply one big mess.

Fast and Furious works for Netflix,
But not Security,
So let’s propose a Justice fix:
Vin Diesel for AG!

Campaigns to remove Holder are getting Fast and Furious
Because what he said to Congress seemed to be perjurious,
His next place of residence might not be so luxurious.
Campaigns to remove Holder are getting Fast and Furious.