Song Parodies ->Authors -> Jeff Reuben
My name is...my name is...my name is...Jeff Reuben! I started writing parodies back in the 80s as a means to keep myself out of trouble, and to make people laugh.
Sometime in the late 90s, I sent one of my parodies, "I've Got To Pee Now" to the tune of "Who Can It Be Now" to an 80s site with about ten parodies on it. I was stunned to come back a few years later to see that amiright was born, and thousands of parodies were on the site. I've been a regular ever since.
As I'm sure you've guessed from my songs, I currently write software for the toxicology group at a biotech firm when I'm not writing or singing parodies.
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Every Toe Has It's Corn | Every Rose Has It's Thorn | Poison | 2003-04-30 |
| I've Got To Pee Now | Who Can It Be Now | Men At Work | 2003-05-08 |
| Poop Scoop Boogie | Boot Scootin Boogie | Brooks and Dunn | 2003-05-28 |
| Lunch Is A Happy Meal | Love Is A Battlefield | Pat Benatar | 2003-08-18 |
| Jelly Went Out To Tailgate | Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 2003-10-31 |
| Country Club Of Tattered Greens | Boulevard Of Broken Dreams | Greenday | 2007-02-25 |
| A Bar Maid Fight | A Hard Days Night | The Beatles | 2007-02-28 |
| Bovine Love | Burning Love | Elvis Presley | 2007-03-24 |
| Homely, No More! | Lonely No More | Rob Thomas | 2007-11-14 |
| Santa Stole Our Toys! | C*m On Feel The Noize | Quiet Riot / Slade | 2007-12-25 |
| Against The Spread | Against The Wind | Bob Seger | 2008-01-11 |
| Crossdresser Man | Particle Man | They Might Be Giants | 2008-02-05 |
| I Kicked A Nerd | I Kissed A Girl | Katy Perry | 2008-08-09 |
| I'm Archived | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 2008-09-16 |
| Rob Me I'm A Tourist | Rock Me Amadeus | Falco | 2008-12-07 |
| Britney Snores | Gimme More | Britney Spears | 2008-12-20 |
| Profile: A Macho Ignoramus | Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous | Good Charlotte | 2009-01-08 |
| The Elephant Man | An Innocent Man | Billy Joel | 2009-05-07 |
| Curses | Circus | Britney Spears | 2009-05-13 |
| Redneck Wizard | Redneck Woman | Gretchen Wilson | 2009-06-08 |
| Redneck Wizard--The Video! | Redneck Woman | Gretchen Wilson | 2009-06-19 |
| Smurfalicious | Fergalicious | Fergie | 2009-11-09 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| We're Lost | That's All | Genesis | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 187 | |
| Lazy | (You Drive Me) Crazy | Britney Spears | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 192 | |
| Hypnotize | Hungry Eyes | Eric Carmen | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 341 | |
| Oops! I'm Stranded Again | Oops! I Did It Again | Britney Spears | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 143 | |
| I Can't Keep This Diet Anymore | I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore | REO Speedwagon | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 236 | |
| My Frogative | My Prerogative | Bobby Brown | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 160 | |
| Dining Hall Slop | Unskinny Bop | Poison | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 205 | |
| Nosebusters | Ghostbusters | Ray Parker Jr. | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 175 | |
| Waterfalls | Waterfalls | TLC | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 196 | |
| I'm Fat | Stay The Night | Chicago | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 188 | |
| White Out | Wipeout | Beach Boys/Fat Boys | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 178 | |
| Putt Putt/Tailgate Queen | Dancing Queen | ABBA | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 174 | |
| Minesweeper | Dreamweaver | Gary Wright | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 232 | |
| Mercury Blues | Mercury Blues | Alan Jackson | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 136 | |
| Everybody Hurls | Everybody Hurts | REM | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 199 | |
| Poop Scoop Boogie | Boot Scoot Boogie | Brooks And Dunn | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 1206 | |
| Jelly Went Out to Tailgate | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 210 | |
| Wide Mouth Can | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 184 | |
| Don't Worry, It's Copied | Don't Worry, Be Happy | Bobby McFaren | 4.7 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 175 | |
| Open Bar | Open Arms | Journey | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 200 | |
| Target Weight | Separate Ways | Journey | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 169 | |
| Don't Call My Sister | Daughter | Pearl Jam | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 139 | |
| Drinkin La Cafe Mocha | Livin La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 383 | |
| Big Red | Ol' Red | Blake Shelton | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.1 | 1068 | |
| Land of Contusion | Land of Confusion | Genesis | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 156 | |
| Dust The Room | Bust A Move | Young MC | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 213 | |
| Buffalo Wings | Broken Wings | Mr. Mister | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 381 | |
| No Parody | Self Esteem | Offspring | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 216 | |
| Dry (A Tribute To Mom) | Drive | The Cars | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 231 | |
| Don't Pick The Wolfpack | Don't Rock The Jukebox | Alan Jackson | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 194 | |
| Our Clothes Won't Fitcha | I'm Gonna Getcha Good | Shania Twain | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 173 | |
| Talk Nerdy To Me | Talk Dirty To Me | Poison | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 905 | |
| Drinking In The Dorm | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 130 | |
| Burps Are Good | Hurts So Good | John Couger Mellancamp | 3.8 | 4.2 | 3.9 | 223 | |
| Travelin Salesman | Travelin Soldier | Dixie Chicks | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 227 | |
| Walken Parody | Talkin In Your Sleep | The Romantics | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 142 | |
| Get The Bombing Started | Get This Party Started | Pink | 4.3 | 3.9 | 4.2 | 163 | |
| Bionic | Ironic | Alanis Morrisette | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 215 | |
| Bread Unleavened | Hands To Heaven | Breathe | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 193 | |
| I Write The Songs | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 164 | |
| Johnny Won't Leave The Bar | Daddy Won't Sell The Farm | Montgomery Gentry | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 238 | |
| Lunch Is A Happy Meal | Love Is A Battlefield | Pat Benatar | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 214 | |
| I'll Mumble For Ya | I'll Tumble For Ya | Culture Club | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 148 | |
| Nags Like A Wife | Cuts Like A Knife | Bryan Adams | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 186 | |
| When The Bubble Comes Down | When Heaven Comes Down | Dokken | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 184 | |
| Red Beans And Rice | Red Skies | The Fixx | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 205 | |
| Beast Light In A Can | Best Man That I Can | Queensryche | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Pop Goes The Ad | Pop Goes The World | Men Without Hats | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Boob Operation | Smooth Operator | Sade | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 1031 | |
| Do You Really Want To Burp Me | Do You Really Want To Hurt Me | Culture Club | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 188 | |
| Fifty Cents (A Beer) | Dissident (Is Near) | Pearl Jam | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Jesse Orosco | Mr. Roboto | Styx | 4.8 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Closure Time | Closing Time | Semisonic | 1.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 151 | |
| Terrapin Fan | Blue Collar Man | Styx | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Cover Your Feet | We Got The Beat | The Gogos | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 172 | |
| Unopened Cases | Wide Open Spaces | Dixie Chicks | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 126 | |
| Don't You Know What A Hyphen Do? | Don't You Know What The Night Can Do? | Steve Winwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 187 | |
| Chug Like The Wind | Ride Like The Wind | Christopher Cross | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| Tap Your Keg | Bang Your Head | Quiet Riot | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 170 | |
| Expensive Fries | Dead Or Alive | Bon Jovi | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 244 | |
| My Baby Loves To Drink Beast Light From A Can | My Baby Loves Me Just The Way That I Am | Martina McBride | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 547 | |
| Take This Beer And Chug It | Take This Job And Shove It | Johnny Paycheck | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 161 | |
| Me Against The Mucus | Me Against The Music | Britney Spears | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 142 | |
| Making Beer Out Of Nothing But Malt | Making Love Out Of Nothing At All | Air Supply | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 263 | |
| Groundhog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | 4.2 | 3.5 | 3.9 | 325 | |
| Pee Pee In A Bottle | Genie In A Bottle | Christina Aguilera | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 803 | |
| Patent Prosecution Assistant | Always Something There To Remind Me | Naked Eyes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 621 | |
| Don't Drive So Close To Me | Don't Stand So Close To Me | Police | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 236 | |
| Metro | Metro | Berlin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| Sticky Bun-Bun | Shake Your Bon-Bon | Ricky Martin | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 201 | |
| Keep Your Chants To Yourself | Keep Your Hands To Yourself | Georgia Satellites | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 575 | |
| Brown Rear | Round Here | Counting Crows | 4.7 | 3.1 | 3.0 | 208 | |
| Cross Eyed Girl | Brown Eyed Girl | Van Morrison | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 945 | |
| Find Me A Cell Phone Plan | Paint Me A Birmingham | Tracy Lawrence | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 290 | |
| Clique | Bitch | Meredith Brooks | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 320 | |
| Holding Out For Some Hockey | Holding Out For A Hero | Bonnie Tyler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| You're More Like A Brother To Me | She's Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 227 | |
| I Fought The Wall | I Fought The Law | The Bobby Fuller Four | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 143 | |
| Kick Me Baby One More Time | Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 497 | |
| Lupin | Luka | Suzanne Vega | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 140 | |
| I'm Not Schmoopie | I Want Candy | Bow Wow Wow | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 306 | |
| You're Gonna Be Sedated | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 193 | |
| X-Ray | I Want It That Way | Backstreet Boys | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 156 | |
| Ashley | Mickey | Toni Basil | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 2220 | |
| The Ballad of Ron and Draco | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 132 | |
| Country Club Of Tattered Greens | Boulevard Of Broken Dreams | Greenday | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 239 | |
| The Ballad Of Jeff and Leo | The Ballad Of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 245 | |
| Commando | Amanda | Boston | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 210 | |
| Back In The Doghouse | Back In The High Life | Steve Winwood | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 230 | |
| Eggs | Legs | ZZ Top | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 185 | |
| Still Whack-A-Mole For Me | Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 261 | |
| Stangl | Angel | Aerosmith | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 165 | |
| I Guess That's Why We All Hit The Snooze | I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues | Elton John | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 204 | |
| Landspeeder | Maneater | Hall And Oates | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 206 | |
| Break My Spine | Break My Stride | Matthew Wilder | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 606 | |
| Runnin On My Knees | Runnin Down A Dream | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Help The Pirates Screw The Songs Of Acts Indecent | When A Felon's Not Engaged In His Employment | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 357 | |
| A Bar Maid Fight | A Hard Days Night | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 173 | |
| I Got Your Crabs | I Want Your Sex | George Michael | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 197 | |
| (Wuh-Wuh) Why Do I Stuh-Stutter Like This? | What Have I Done To Deserve This? | The Pet Shop Boys | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 221 | |
| The Elephant Man | An Innocent Man | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 389 | |
| The Dog Walkers | Like Toy Soldiers | Eminem | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 223 | |
| Hope Martha's Not Homely Tonight | Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight | James Taylor | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 220 | |
| Matthias | Babe | Styx | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 185 | |
| Bovine Love | Burning Love | Elvis Presley | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 434 | |
| Are We There Yet? | Sticky Bon-Bon | Ricky Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 468 | |
| I Think That You Suck | I Want A New Drug | Huey Lewis And The News | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 440 | |
| Airplane! | I Want It That Way | Backstreet Boys | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 730 | |
| Smoke At The Metro | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 284 | |
| Filling My Prescription | Losing My Religion | R.E.M. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 463 | |
| Homely No More | Lonely No More | Rob Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 341 | |
| Bad Date | Heat Wave | Martha Reeves And The Vandellas | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| Santa Stole Our Toys! | Come On Feel The Noize | Quiet Riot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 381 | |
| St. Patty's Day | 2-Tone Army | The Toasters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| Bad Habit | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 239 | |
| Against The Spread | Against The Wind | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 240 | |
| Crossdresser Man | Particle Man | They Might Be Giants | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 320 | |
| The Sounds Of Sirens | The Sounds Of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Hooters Of The Round Table | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 626 | |
| Beat You Again | See You Again | Miley Cyrus | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 505 | |
| Boy Toy | Cowboy | Kid Rock | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 726 | |
| I'm Archived | I'm On Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| A Horny Geek | Before He Cheats | Carrie Underwood | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 913 | |
| Profile: Macho Ignoramous | Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous | Good Charlotte | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 260 | |
| I Kicked A Nerd | I Kissed A Girl | Katy Perry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 517 | |
| Be A Pest | Be Our Guest | Beauty And The Beast Soundtrack | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 620 | |
| Rob Me I'm A Tourist | Rock Me Amadeus | Falco | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 313 | |
| Britney Snores | Gimme More | Britney Spears | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 236 | |
| Dressing In The Dark | Dancing In The Dark | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 240 | |
| Dainty, Wainty, Fuzzy, Wuzzy, Soft Pink Psychopathic Bunny | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 499 | |
| Curses | Circus | Britney Spears | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 325 | |
| Granny B Goode | Johnny B Goode | Chuck Berry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| Redneck Wizard | Redneck Woman | Gretchen Wilson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| My Brother Done Rode A Sheep | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 141 | |
| Smurfalicious | Fergalicious | Fergie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Which One's The Girl | Don't Take The Girl | Tim McGraw | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 73 | |
| I've Got To Pee Now | Who Can It Be Now | Men At Work | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 858 | |
| The Chugger | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 245 | |
| The Jelly Rolls | The Thunder Rolls | Garth Brooks | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 193 | |
| No More Puns! | Black Hole Sun | Soundgarden | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 163 | |
| Hotel BeastOlympia | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 152 | |
| Free Parking | Free Falling | Tom Petty | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 369 | |
| Every Toe Has Its Corn | Every Rose Has It's Thorn | Poison | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 208 | |
| Grown Men Don't Fight | Grown Men Don't Cry | Tim McGraw | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 179 | |
| Seven-Eleven--Big Bite Medley | Heaven Knows | Robert Plant | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 694 | |
| Tailgater | Hellraiser | Ozzy Osborne | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 217 |
