Song Parodies -> Patent Prosecution Assistant

Original Song Title:	"Always Something There To Remind Me"
Original Performer:	Naked Eyes

Parody Song Title:	"Patent Prosecution Assistant"
Parody Written by:	Jeff Reuben

A long overdue song for an underappreciated occupation

I organize the patent files and the patent database
Preparing patent applications on the fly -- I'm on the case
Well what is my--place in this world?
Well, I'm the Patent Prosecution Assistant! (Na na na na--na na)
Patent Prosecution Assistant! (Na na na na--na na)

I study Intellectual Property case work when things get slow
I'm writing reports for submission to the U--SPTO
Well what is my--place in this world?
Well, I'm the Patent Prosecution Assistant! (Na na na na--na na)
Patent Prosecution Assistant! (Na na na na--na na)

I'm a paralegal, I've got a business degree
Now someone wrote a song for me!

If you should need someone reviewing dockets with your attorneys
I'll come in and conduct your legal research just the way you please
Well what is my--place in this world?
Well, I'm the Patent Prosecution Assistant! (Na na na na--na na)
Patent Prosecution Assistant! (Na na na na--na na)

I'm a paralegal, I've got a business degree
Now someone wrote a song for me!

Cause I'm the Patent Prosecution Assistant
Patent Prosecution Assistant
Patent Prosecution Assistant

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Johnny D - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey, this is pretty clever! 5's

Rice Cube - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Very good indeed ;-) I can just see the guys in the patent office doing the can-can....

Jeff Reuben - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Rice, Johnny. Rice, that's kind of how the idea got started. I asked a friend of mine what her job title was, she told me, and said, "HA! It doesn't rhyme with anything, try to make a song out of that!" So I did =) (She loves it)

Meriadoc - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment

I have to admit it waaaay beats our Pizza Hut Driver! Excellent job!

alvin rhodes - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment

nice job......5s

Jack Wilson - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Always somethin there to vote three fives

Melhi - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, Jeff.

Peregrin - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Good work! Interesting subject matter!

Ashkicksass - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment

I can't believe they weren't sure if this was funny on the IP website! It's fabulous!

Serafina - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Very clever, Jeff! :)

Jeff Reuben - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Serafina, you rock!

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Song Parodies -> Patent Prosecution Assistant

"Always Something There To Remind Me"

Naked Eyes

"Patent Prosecution Assistant"

Jeff Reuben

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