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Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Wow...241 parodies. A tribute to one of the best young authors on the site!
From Ohio, he's only just eighteen
Gave writing songs a whirl
Now chick take notice, I know you'll be impressed
Cause he Don't Fake the Girls
Though he's not legal, he'll find brew
The Next Thirty Beers will see him through
He's The Beer Man, he'll be King Of The Prom
So here's a song for you

You know Matthias
He's taking on parodies where the pacing's rough
And the rhyme scheme's tough
You know Matthias
Doesn't get discouraged when ol' Ozzy speaks
And gets Bleeped on the tube
He just spoofs you

You know Matthias
He lost his arm to Roman Candles but he's tough
Sipping Foam from Duff
You know Matthias
Dr. Brown Dissecting Gilligan is great
And he dates Xena, Dude
She's no Shamu

Come December, The Grinch Is In His Home
No Booze, Flirt, or Porno
He saves the evening, Smokes The Christmas Bong
Then Santa Buys A Round
It's Honky Tonky, Amish too
Plastic Surgery will get you through
Merry Christmas, Now Leave Until Next Year
Or grab yourself a beer
Happy Brew Year

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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 5   9

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Matthias - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow thanks babe, mind if I call you babe Jeff? This was impressive you used all of my songs to create a great story!!!!!! And awh..... I'm one of the best young authors on the site, how sweet!!!
Yet Another Dutchman - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I think Matthias is worth all this praise. Good use of his song titles in the lyrics.
Arwen - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job throughout...but "He lost his arm to Roman Candles but he's tough" is definitely my favorite!
Matthias - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
"Dr. Brown Dissecting Gilligan" that had to be one of my favorite lines!!!!
Agrimorfee - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Yet Another Dutchman speaketh what I thinketh. (now let's vote!)
Jeff Reuben - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Just don't call me surely. Tried Mr. Roboto first, but that didn't work out (although I had some good rhymes for Matthias) - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm not sure I want to know how, out of the millions of alternatives, you ended up choosing "Babe" for your Matthias tribute, but it works lovelyly. Great job working in all the references. Fun tribute to a fun guy.
Red Ant - August 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(Tribute) Excellent tribute to one of the most prolific younger authors on the site. Great job working in so much material, too. 555. Unlike Spaff though, I AM sure I want to know how you chose this OS. ;-)
Matthias - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
What can I say Spaff? I'm just a babe
bobpiecheese - September 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice tribute, Jeff! Yes, Matthias is one of the best young authors on this site. Now, who are thoe others, I wonder?
Cat - September 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody, Jeff. And I too am astounded by the number of parodies Matthias has written...that's just amazing! I'll be sure to look into his other works more now.
Arwen - September 05, 2006 - Report this comment
TRIBUTE...I LOVE the OS...seriously...some habits die hard. And this is wonderful, Love LOVE it!
Blaydeman - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) Great tribute to a great guy! Loved the references and how they made a story. Matthias is one of the best writers I know. He's fantastic and is well-deserving of this tribute. Great job Jeff! And congrats to Matthias... for being awesome! LOL!
Matthias - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Still love this one and I'm glad that I'm enough of a celebrity to make an appearance in this round. I still love you for writing this parody Jeff! Even though it was such a long time ago... I wish I was 18 again!
Abbott Skelding - January 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Great work here honoring an awesome parodist. Nice job following the OS and all the references within
Christie Marie M - January 21, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Great tribute for Matthias..he's a celeb on AmIRight, all right! Yes, he writes and paces the most challenging parodies really well. He's also my idol, same as you are and to all parodists on this site. Great job, babe!! 555
Porfle Popnecker - January 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Good job.
bobpiecheese - January 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) See above!
Arwen - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...I just love it when we can pull out something old that we're proud of and showcase it again for these contests, don't you? Deja vu? ; )

Love the OS...loved your Matty...excellent all the way around!

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