He was sittin there, with phone in hand
Waitin for the weekend, to call his dad
It's sad to watch, his desparate plight
He's making all his phone calls in the dead of night
I asked him why he only called me after ten?
He said, "It costs me ten bucks every minute, man!"

"But if you find me a cell phone plan
And a phone with text messaging
Strong signal strength, even out of town
No asking 'Can you hear me now?'
Lots of minutes so I can speak
All day long, the entire week
We can talk in the day again
If you can find me a cell phone plan"

He showed to me, a bill so large
With taxes, processing fees and an overage charge
He ripped it up, said he'd like to be
In countryside where people are still roaming free
He said, "If there's any way I can
Could I get unlimited nights and weekends?"

Find me a cell phone plan
And a phone with text messaging
Strong signal strength, even out of town
No asking 'Can you hear me now?'
Lots of minutes so I can speak
All day long, even during peak
We can talk in the day again
If you can find me a cell phone plan

Find me a cell phone plan
And a phone with text messaging
Strong signal strength, even out of town
No asking 'Can you hear me now?'
Lots of minutes so I can speak
All day long, the entire week
We can talk in the day again
If you can find me a cell phone plan