When Santa was at the North Pole
He kept on singing "It's A Small World" while we were making candy canes
Do you think that I'm doing well as a little helper?
Because …Santa was totally giving me the stink eye last week
And I don't want to end up with charcoal again
So…like what's with the new elf?
Does she want to be his shawty?
How did that girl even get hired?
Was she naughty?
She’s so tall and she doesn’t like candy
Who eats broccoli?
It's not even winter why do we all keep caroling Baby's First Christmas?
After we make toys for the children, will they believe in Santa Claus?
I really hope so
If not
Let me take an elfie!

Let me take an elfie!

Can you help me find a life purpose?
I don't know if I should be an elf on a shelf or try dentistry
Lets play reindeer games
Where's the stag party
I want to hang with Vixen!
Why does it take eight deer to pull a one horse sleigh?
There have been twelve days of Christmas...in the last twelve years
Do you think I'll make the nice list?
Let me take another elfie!

Elfie, elfie, let me take an elfie!

Hey, Claus, someone ran over Grandma!
Sleigh’s aren’t cheap
Is that guy Santa over there?
Yeah, the one with the white beard and red suit on
He’s so merry
That man has such a fake beer gut
He definitely goosed Ms. Claus under the mistletoe
Who eats venison on Christmas?
OK, let's go make some toys
Oh no, ugh. It looks like we’re in a blizzard
Oh wait, never mind it’s spring
Let’s hunt deer
There's no latkes at this table
You think they’ll play Elves Gone Wild soon?
Oh my gosh, Santa just emailed me
Is this the naughty list?
I hope you’ve been a good Elfie

Elfie…Elfie…Elfie…Elfie…Elfie…Elfie…Elfie…Elfie…El El El El El El El El El El El El…

LET’S ALL TAKE SOME ELFIES

Who let the elves out?

Let me take an Elfie