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Song Parodies -> "Unfriended"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Natasha Bedingfield

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

I've been unfriended, taken off-line, thought we were fine
Don't like my status, the flame has been fanned, so now I'm banned

Fed up losing to me at Word Twist
Five hundred eight times in a row
Let me help illuminate the words that you could not find

Poking you every seven minutes
Leave crude and real stupid comments
On all your posts and photos
Blocked me from your fan page
Guess I'm not good enough to be
One of your five thousand friends
Not in your mafia
Burnt down your barn in Farmville
Cooked all your livestock for dinner
Stole the rare parts that you needed
Wouldn't share the golden barn door
So now I've been unfriended

Oh … hide … block

I always sign off, when you say hey, I can't talk today
I've got opinions, none of which you like, so you said take a hike!

Angry I broke up with your sister
Sorry, but I had to ditch her
I joined the group "One million people who think you are lame"

Sent you like fifty seven quizzes
"Which Glee character might you be?"
"Which Disney Princess are you?"
"What fungus best fits you?"
We don't really know each other
Why are we friends anyway?
No one else, no one else
Can stand my status updates
"Now I'm going to the bathroom"
"Wow look at the size of that thing!"
"Scratched a scab off of my bunion"

Posted pics of my butt
No one really needs to see that
Made a fan page for my cat
Curse too much, grammar sucks
Forward you all of my spam
Log out everytime you log in
Hide the comments you've been posting
Don't reply when you chat with me
So now I've been unfriended

Tagged you in those photos from Vegas
Where you hooked up with the stripper
And I posted video and sent it to your mom

Don't want to have documentation
Implying that we are real friends
Stop sending invitations!
Lost your chips in poker
Think I cheated at Bejeweled
Cause you can't beat my high score
We don't talk, I just stalk
Clicked "Like" on all of your posts
I downloaded all your pictures
Privacy settings wide open
Today is when the ban begins

I sent gifts and requests
I know that you must receive them
Just don't like me anymore
No one else, no one else
Wants to hear about my new rash
Said your new haircut looks lousy
Today you're purging your friend list
And now I've been unfriended
And now I've been unfriended
And now I've been unfriended

I've been closed

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 17

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Phil Nelson - December 31, 2010 - Report this comment
The perils of social networking websites. 5's
Matthias - December 31, 2010 - Report this comment
I think I spend way too much time on Facebook because I know all of the references you talked about. Loved the Farmville one!
Andria - December 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one... I love the OS, and have been unfriended by quite a few people. I don't play Farmville tho, just the quizzes, Social Interview, 21 Questions and iHearts. +555 internets.
Red Ant - December 31, 2010 - Report this comment
*like ; )
UnKnownVotress - January 05, 2011 - Report this comment
LordJeffry, Duke oHoot, . . . did you get to keep "that Apron", Sir ?
Mark Scotti - January 10, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM GREAT parody of the saga of Facebook! And that's probably going to be one of the most identifiable phrases in the next couple of years(GOD, HELP US!!!)
Blaydeman - January 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Ahhhh Facebook........ Here's my next status; "Unfriended is the greatest parody about Facebook I've ever read!!!"
Abbott Skelding - January 13, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: I really like parodies about Facebook (See my "Facebook Addict") and this one was really good! No unfriending in your future!
Max Power - January 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I remember when Myspace was considered one of the biggest things. Now it's facebook, I wonder what's next? 555 friends!
Peter Andersson - January 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(This comment has been banned by the moderators, the author, the other authors in the SOTM and the commenter himself during a crazy fit).
Below Average Dave - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
This is going to be a DT20 hit, I can just feel it!!! Great way to end my reign and insert yours as the new host! Great parody Jeff, as always, hate Facebook, love the feeling of this to this TOS though
Jeff Reuben - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments everyone. And's in the works :)
bobpiecheese - January 29, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I barely use Facebook and I understand all of the references in here. Still, great parody here, always a fan of disproportionate retribution, to use fancy words. 555 Likes for you!
Mike J - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Inventive build-up to the final hidious CRIME! First-class work!
Jeff Reuben - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
And the recording:
Matthias - August 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Fantastic parody and even better recording! This one needs to go on my wall!
Abbott Skelding - August 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Love parodies about Facebook...and this one is no different!
Agrimorfee - August 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Essentially a laundry list of fb issues, but I love how you incorporated them into practically every other line of the song. I have been unfriended for stranger reasons. :D
Blaydeman - August 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) My previous comment still stands. Awesome job! Classic Jeff!
Max Power - August 26, 2011 - Report this comment
See above.
Below Average Dave - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
See ABove
Claude Prez - September 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Classic, Jeff! Saw her live recently; not bad actually.

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