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Song Parodies -> "Profile: Macho Ignoramous"
Original Song Title:
"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"
Original Performer:
Good Charlotte
Parody Song Title:
"Profile: Macho Ignoramous"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Wanna guy who's squeaky clean?
Try out Match or eHarmony
It's all the rage: the Net dating scene
All of them are so laid back
Smart, funny life's on track
Honest, polite...but that's just not...me
With boobs and G-strings I'm obsessed
Imagining you undressed
I'm a one track-minded guy
My picture's hot but soon you'll frown
Since then I've gained three hundred pounds
Get your number then have the gall
To not call
Awwwwww...
Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
Friends say that I'm heinous
Pain in the anus
Hope my ex won't be a problem
Still hung up on her
How bout a threesome?
Well did you know that I play games, I'm mean to my mom
Hit on your sister cause I think she's the bomb
If I meet your fam I'll do my best to love them
And I'm closed-minded, dishonest, I've been called insincere
Hate culture but I love sports, "Hope you brought me beer"
I haven't had a job in over twenty weeks
I don't like travel, hate the beach
On your money I will leech
I not be educated
Said I'm 6'4" but I'm 4'6"
I'm rude to waiters just for kicks
I stick my foot out and they fall
And we brawl
Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
I'm not on the A-list
But I'm in-famous
I don't cook...not into cleaning
No conversations
With deeper meanings
Awwwwwwww...
Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
Chicks say I'm outrageous
Think I'm contagious
I won't go to fancy diners
I'll take you to McDonalds
But nothing finer
Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
Don't do romance, respect or love
Cause I'm a lame ass
Profile: Macho Ignoramus
Profile: Macho Ignoramus
Profile: Macho Ignoramus
Try out Match or eHarmony
It's all the rage: the Net dating scene
All of them are so laid back
Smart, funny life's on track
Honest, polite...but that's just not...me
With boobs and G-strings I'm obsessed
Imagining you undressed
I'm a one track-minded guy
My picture's hot but soon you'll frown
Since then I've gained three hundred pounds
Get your number then have the gall
To not call
Awwwwww...
Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
Friends say that I'm heinous
Pain in the anus
Hope my ex won't be a problem
Still hung up on her
How bout a threesome?
Well did you know that I play games, I'm mean to my mom
Hit on your sister cause I think she's the bomb
If I meet your fam I'll do my best to love them
And I'm closed-minded, dishonest, I've been called insincere
Hate culture but I love sports, "Hope you brought me beer"
I haven't had a job in over twenty weeks
I don't like travel, hate the beach
On your money I will leech
I not be educated
Said I'm 6'4" but I'm 4'6"
I'm rude to waiters just for kicks
I stick my foot out and they fall
And we brawl
Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
I'm not on the A-list
But I'm in-famous
I don't cook...not into cleaning
No conversations
With deeper meanings
Awwwwwwww...
Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
Chicks say I'm outrageous
Think I'm contagious
I won't go to fancy diners
I'll take you to McDonalds
But nothing finer
Profile: A Macho Ignoramus
Don't do romance, respect or love
Cause I'm a lame ass
Profile: Macho Ignoramus
Profile: Macho Ignoramus
Profile: Macho Ignoramus
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DKTOS... and I hate that Drew Barrymore dated their frontman... but if I did KTOS, I probably would've written "Macho Ignoramus" about somebody else. Well, of course I mean Omar Minaya.
great rhyming and title switch
Funny Jeff. Does this mean you don't like cuddling and walks on the beach ? (oh yeah...you said you hate the beach )
Sir Jeffry, . . . I see that you've lost your 'apron' ?? bummer. . . .
Funny, and very well done
Rest assured, the apron is always within reach :) Thank you Michael, Alvin, IB, UnKnownVO, and AFW!
"I not be educated" lol. Funny parody, Jeff.
(ABC) You are a genius, Jeff(Hey, is that in your profile?)LOL
Great work! Never would have thought of this title switch, and nice job ryhming the title with "lame ass". 555 more profile views for you!
Ha! What a keeper! Fun song and nicely done!
You already know I think very highly of this one. . .its crazy, its unique, its modern. . .its Jeff!
Very funny...although nowadays being jobless for 20 weeks is pretty common!
(ABC5) I hope that one day this kind of person won't be so common on the interwebs that there'll be a 'Report Douchebag" next to the "Report Spam" button. That said, awesome parody Jeff, 555!
(ABC O & P) Echoing B.A. Dave... 5s FTW.
WHOA. That's why I don't do dating sites. TOTAL EPIC UBER LULZ. 555
(ABC Tournament) Like DJ, I also don't go to dating sites, although I'm tempted to do so. Great job on a tough OS.
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