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Song Parodies -> "No More Puns!"
Original Song Title:
"Black Hole Sun"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Soundgarden
Parody Song Title:
"No More Puns!"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Jelly shakes, Eddy moans
Shaggy waits but then he groans
Hide your face, where's my mace?
Oh, the pun is your disgrace!
Hit a deer, with his truck
Said it cost him lots of bucks!
Need some doe, oh that's lame
And I'll hear you scream again:
No More Puns, come on Sponge
Oh, please talk straight with me!
No More Puns, come on Sponge, come on Sponge!
Dancing shoes, socks with holes
Burning feet, filet of sole
Reeling back, burning calves
Now don't have a cow, for laughs
What's your beef? What's at steak?
Did your scalp begin to flake?
Hair today, gone the next
Just a cut above the rest
No More Puns, come on Sponge
Oh, please talk straight with me!
No More Puns, come on Sponge, come on Sponge!
Ferris wheels make him frown
But I think he'll come around...
No More Puns, come on Sponge
Oh, please talk straight with me!
No More Puns, come on Sponge, come on Sponge!
Shaggy waits but then he groans
Hide your face, where's my mace?
Oh, the pun is your disgrace!
Hit a deer, with his truck
Said it cost him lots of bucks!
Need some doe, oh that's lame
And I'll hear you scream again:
No More Puns, come on Sponge
Oh, please talk straight with me!
No More Puns, come on Sponge, come on Sponge!
Dancing shoes, socks with holes
Burning feet, filet of sole
Reeling back, burning calves
Now don't have a cow, for laughs
What's your beef? What's at steak?
Did your scalp begin to flake?
Hair today, gone the next
Just a cut above the rest
No More Puns, come on Sponge
Oh, please talk straight with me!
No More Puns, come on Sponge, come on Sponge!
Ferris wheels make him frown
But I think he'll come around...
No More Puns, come on Sponge
Oh, please talk straight with me!
No More Puns, come on Sponge, come on Sponge!
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