-> "Pissed At You"
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"Pissed At You"
No way…the toilet seat is not down?
My birthday…you're drunk and out on the town?
Ate my chocolate…now there's nowhere in this world to hide from me
My grin, just got replaced with a frown
And I changed…into my flannel nightgown
Now you're mopin cause I opened, a whoop ass can, you're goin down!
Cuz when I'm pissed at you won't tell you why I'm sad
Won't speak to you but make sure that you know I'm mad
Fold my arms and glare, mean narrow-eyed stare
No smile is there when I'm pissed at you
When I'm pissed at you, you don't sleep in my bed
And all the questions I've been asking in my head
Like "Are you this dumb?", "I'm dating a bum?"
Wish I could just feel numb, but I'm pissed at you
You ask, 'What is wrong with you, my dear?"
"It's nothing," I say as I pour your beer
On your he-e-ead, and down your pa-a-ants
And blame you that my couch is wet
You might try, to make a joke that's witty
I just sigh, confide in my kitty
"He doesn't listen, we'll keep on hissing"
Mr. Meow Meow's here to comfort me
Cause when I'm pissed at you I'll tell you that I'm fine
Then call all my friends to cry, scream and rant and whine
No playing hooky, don't touch my cookies
You won't get nookie when I'm pissed at you
When I'm pissed at you, you'll have to bear the brunt
Better not ask me if it's that time of the month
Don't try to grab it, won't let you tap it.
I'll break out the rabbit when I’m pissed at you!"
You've never seen me act like this
Don't ask if it's PMS
Just cause I have stopped being angry
Don't mean I won't get even!
Cause when I'm pissed at you, I might not stay composed
Glue your cabinets shut or pour paint on all your clothes
Won't answer your calls, I'll post on your wall
"Your junk is too small,", when I'm pissed at you
When I'm pissed at you I don't make any sense
It's been a month now, still won't get into my pants
I’m crazy I know, but that’s how it goes.
Have no reasoning skills when I’m pissed at you!"
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