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Song Parodies -> "White Out"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Beach Boys/Fat Boys

Parody Song Title:

"White Out"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Whitin out White out Whitin out White out (wah wah wah!)
Whitin out White out Whitin out White out (wah wah wah!)
Whitin out White out Whitin out White out (wah wah wah!)
Whitin out White out Whitin out White out
Hey! Don't blob out (wah wah wah!)
Whitin out white out...

Before tenth grade we crossed out mistakes
If you blobbed out, your grade wasn't at stake
But now Mrs. Seidel says her eyes need rest
So you get a zero if your paper's a mess!
Eraser-mates smudge, pencils are not allowed
So we'll try a new product, called White out!

Well, I looked at my Chem lab, and I let out a scream!
There were blobs galore, I had to make it look clean
There were smudges, and smears and crosed-out stuff
I thought, "There's no way I'll pass this one!"
When I was through, I let out a shout
The paper was neat be-cause...of White out!

The late bell rang and the test began
Teach said, "If I cannot read it you will fail it my man!"
This was hardly a shock for an honors class
We knew Liquid Paper was the way to pass!
We turned in our tests, and let out a shout
We all got A plusses thanks to-- our Whiteout!

Whitin out White out Whitin out White out (wah wah wah!)...

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 21

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Scathe - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(school) Don't use white-out very often. I'm more of a pencil person.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
(School) Ahh, whiteout. Twice the high that you get from a rubber without the tedious rubbing! (Oh right... 'eraser'.) Gweat whiting.
Charlie Decker - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(School) Didn't the guy from the Monkees' mom invent whiteout? No matter. 5s!
Agrimorfee - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(school) How dare you bring back one of the '80s least memorable duets! (hehe)
Guy - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(School) I couldn't read the whole parody because of the whiteout on my screen, but then I discovered the scroll button. Well done.
Johnny D - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon) Whoah, dude ... you mean, like, White-Out isn't just for sniffin' anymore?
tomario - August 29, 2006 - Report this comment
DECATHLON:- if only i could use it my unsightly blemishes (the misses)lol great parody 555
Matthias - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I seriously { } loved this parody!
bobpiecheese - September 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(Decathlon - Event 2) White Out's for sniffin'? I hate the smell of that stuff! I'm lucky my teachers aren't as strict as yours are/were.
Stuart McArthur - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(decath2) I LOVE the hip-hip-hooray atmosphere of this, Jeff - that was inspired - more inspiring than that Mrs Seidel - what a narrow-minded dragon! - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(DEC2) Fun stuff, Jeff...and don't worry about Mrs Seidel. I had my boys take care of her; she won't be marking you down again. :-) 555
Arwen - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon...very funny stuff, Jeff...being as clumsy on paper as I am on my feet, white out has been a hero of mine for a long time...=)
Josh 2 - September 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Decathlon White Out? You mean Tip Ex? 5s anyways
Rex - May 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Never could get the hang of white out, it was either too thin and you could see right through it or it was the dreaded blob. Fun story, this would make a fun video.
Matthias - May 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Not your best but for a parody that was written the year I was born I have to admit this one aged pretty well. I didn't even know they had white out back then. Wonder when they made that stuff?
Max Power - June 02, 2013 - Report this comment
White out have been around for a while, there's even rubber ones.
bobpiecheese - June 02, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I prefer the white-out tape, much neater than the pure liquid crap. Doesn't make me wanna rip my nose off either. Pretty good stuff for a fairly old parody (that I completely forgot that I read before...huh), 555!
Blaydeman - June 03, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Somewhat limited subject and it really didn't stretch very far. I never really used white-out for anything so I guess maybe I just don't get this parody like others do. However, I love your stuff, Jeff. It's good having you around.
Arwen - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Artistry...since my previous comment, I've evolved into a paperless world where everything is electronic and I merely delete instead of whiting out. Still a freaking klutz on me feet though... ;) xo
Agrimorfee - June 04, 2013 - Report this comment
A more critical assessment than my prior comment...this was pretty limited in scope, looking at it again. A verse from a secretary or dropping Mike Nesmith's mom (who invented the stuff) would have been fun to include here. (Matthias is as old as this parody? I feel old!)

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