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Song Parodies -> "The Jelly Rolls"
Original Song Title:
"The Thunder Rolls"
Original Performer:
Garth Brooks
Parody Song Title:
"The Jelly Rolls"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
6:30 in the morning, not a soul in sight
The parking lot looks like a ghost town in the early morning light
Terp flag on the windshield, he grabs the cooler with a grin
He's headed 'cross the wooden bridge, where the bathroom should have been.
And the Jelly rolls...and the Jelly rolls...
First beer of the morning, in the shower it was downed
Pacing 'round the parking space, looking for a beer to pound.
Praying for a miracle, that the Terps win tonight.
Hoping for a West Virginia fan to start a fight.
And the Jelly rolls...and the Jelly rolls...
And the Jelly rolls! When he drinks Beast Light!
Another case grows cold, trapped beneath the ice!
As the beer flows on...out of control!
Back in the car...the Jelly rolls!
He walks up to the food stand, wants to buy expensive fries
Wonders why we ran the draw on third and twenty five?
In the wind and rain, a strange new chugging pose
Crush the bottom of the can, cause he knows how it flows
And the Jelly rolls...and the Jelly rolls...
And the Jelly rolls! When he drinks Beast Light!
Another case grows cold, trapped beneath the ice!
As the beer flows on...out of control!
Back in the car...the Jelly rolls!
The parking lot looks like a ghost town in the early morning light
Terp flag on the windshield, he grabs the cooler with a grin
He's headed 'cross the wooden bridge, where the bathroom should have been.
And the Jelly rolls...and the Jelly rolls...
First beer of the morning, in the shower it was downed
Pacing 'round the parking space, looking for a beer to pound.
Praying for a miracle, that the Terps win tonight.
Hoping for a West Virginia fan to start a fight.
And the Jelly rolls...and the Jelly rolls...
And the Jelly rolls! When he drinks Beast Light!
Another case grows cold, trapped beneath the ice!
As the beer flows on...out of control!
Back in the car...the Jelly rolls!
He walks up to the food stand, wants to buy expensive fries
Wonders why we ran the draw on third and twenty five?
In the wind and rain, a strange new chugging pose
Crush the bottom of the can, cause he knows how it flows
And the Jelly rolls...and the Jelly rolls...
And the Jelly rolls! When he drinks Beast Light!
Another case grows cold, trapped beneath the ice!
As the beer flows on...out of control!
Back in the car...the Jelly rolls!
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