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Song Parodies -> "(Driving In An) Old Brown Mini-van"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Felix Bernard

Parody Song Title:

"(Driving In An) Old Brown Mini-van"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Dirty seats, faded lining

Cassette's broke, kids are whining

Can't watch DVDs

The country you'll see

Driving in an old brown mini-van



Wife is peeved, kids are snotty

Make me stop to go potty

We'll find a rest stop

And maybe we'll shop
,
Driving in an old brown mini-van



In Missouri we'll drive through a cornfield,

Maryland it's okay to have crabs

North Dakota has a famous porn wheel

Idaho potatoes are up for grabs



Grinding brakes, exposed wires,

A/C's broke, we perspire

I brought Royal Crown

For when we break down,

Driving in an old brown mini-van



If the kids keep asking "Are we there yet?"

I'll just say that it's not too far now

Can't believe how much it put me in debt

Lugging my whole family around



"Ain't this fun, am I lying?

No more noise, stop your crying

You make one more sound, I'll turn us around"

Driving in an old brown mini-van

Oh great it's a cop
Now we have to stop
Driving in an old brown mini-van

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Arwen - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious, Jeff...nostalgic (though ours was red, and full sized...) and too much fun. LOVE it!!
Jack Wilson - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Sounds like Jeff Reuben's Vacation lOL 555
Matthias - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I really liked the line: "Maryland it's okay to have crabs" wasn't James Earl Jones from Maryland too? So (homage to Spaff) you could have got those crabs from Darth Vader? Really liked this one Jeff and to a Christmas song I haven't done yet.
Mark Scotti - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Great story of a family 'truckster"(Vacation plug...). $555 for your upcoming fines..
RoyalCrownBaroness - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Delightful, Sir Jeffry ! . . . Love it . . . . Retro, too ! That RC line really got me, Sir !
Ann Hammond - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
ho ho ho
Brian - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
That's some funny stuff right there. Nothing like 4-wheeling through a corn field in Missouri in an old brown mini-van (not that I've ever done that, but the line was funny).
Phil Alexander - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Wonderful idea, perfectly executed :-)

..and a security code of "JW3" - what do you think of that, Jeff Weuben?
bobpiecheese - December 19, 2009 - Report this comment
(Dec3) I'm glad I'm not a holiday person, nor know how to drive nor planning on having kids cuz this would drive me bonkers. 555!
DJ Blaze - December 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Thankfully, our van broke down... LOLOLOLOLOL!!! 555
Arwen - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Still hilarious...still love it. =)

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