You're wondering why I'm in? Blister or elbow twinge?
An inning if I can. Their bats I hope to fan!

We've got Osuna, he's been warming, in the bullpen
Joe Torre's fuming, there's too much scoring, so he brings me in
So if you see him, acting strangely, don't be surprised
He's just a man who, needs a lefty, to put down the side
To get to the ninth, just get to the ninth.
Put down the side, to get to the ninth.

I'm not a starter, won't pitch six innings, my outings are brief
I've come to help you, with your problems, in middle relief
I'm not Melido! I'm not an Appier! Forgot who they were?
I'm just a man who, lost his fastball, but has pinpoint control
Has pinpoint control, has pinpoint control.
I'm fifty years old, with pinpoint control.

Posada is the man, who hides behind the mask
So no one else can see, the signs he gives to me

Domo Arigato, Jesse Orosco, Domo (domo), Domo (domo)
Domo Arigato, Jesse Orosco, Domo (domo), Domo (domo)

Thank you very much, Jesse Orosco
For getting the outs, nobody else can
And thank you very much, Jesse Orosco
For facing a lefty, when I needed you!
Thank you! Thank you...thank you!
I want to thank you, please thank you.
Oh! Oh-ah-oh!

The problem's plain to see
A slow delivery
I have to throw inside
To tag them when they slide

Three outs have come at last
My usefulness has passed
Rivera gets to see
(the) Save opportunity!

I'm Jesse!
Jesse!
Jesse!
Jesse!