Joking with a Dad who
Told them to a Dad who
Told them to his family to get a reaction

Son asked, “Dad will you help me?
Can you put on my shoes please?”
I said, “Well I'll try son but they won’t fit my feet”
When I wash cars with my son
He says, “Please Dad, put me down, use a sponge!”
And the groans grow louder here all the time
Sometimes I feel jumpy
Sometimes I wake up grumpy
And other times I let her sleep all night

You make too many puns Daddy
You’re trying to be funny Daddy
But you've run them in the ground
Make me a burger…BING! You’re a burger!
My God that’s so dumb, Dad, you make too many puns!

They think my jokes are sooooooo old
But bad puns are how eye roll
I say I’m going out but I won’t say where
They all voice their objections
Don’t trust my sense of direction
So I just packed up my bags and right!

You make too many puns Daddy
You make too many Dad jokes Daddy
Really wish you’d stop them now
Daddy I’m hungry! Hi Hungry I’m Daddy!
Stop making me glum, Dad, you make too many puns

Make too many puns Daddy
You think the Earth is flat now Daddy
But one day you’ll come around
When does a Dad joke…become a Dad joke?
It's a-parent my son: when there’s groaning at the puns

Make too many puns Daddy
You read a book on anti-gravity?
Yes, I could not put it down
(Did) you get a haircut? No, got them all cut
Please let this be done, Dad, you’re running out of puns

Heard it from a Dad who
Heard it from a Dad who’s
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