I grab my pool stick on cue
And I'm ready to shoot
I have four pool balls left
You just have two
So I'll run the table on you
Hope you don't feel blue
And I can't wait to beat you again

You've lost so many bets now:
Cook for me tonight!
Do laundry, drink beer in a dress
All for my delight
And you'll wear a shirt that will say,
"Lost to Jacquie", my friend
And I can't wait to beat you again

I have to figure out
A bet for next time out
I hope the Terps win but if they lose I hope you don't pout
We had a bowling date
Showed up three hours late
My good friend Michelle states
"Oh that's typical Jacquie!"
The next time that we dine
I'll try to be on time
But don't hold your breath till then
Oo oh Oo Oh Still, I can't wait to beat you again

You know I've waited so long
For a guy
Who can lose bets to a girl, but
Won't hurt his pride
Puts up with my demands
And remarks that are snide
And I can't wait to beat you again

Sometimes I want to shout
The Bengals three wideouts
Memorize the depth chart so I know what I'm talkin bout
I taught my friend's baby
Karen's nickname you see
He called her Toots; Toots said
"I'm gonna kill you Jacquie!"
In yet another rout
I won another bout
Start mopping my floors my friend
Oo oh Oo Oh I, I can't wait to beat you again

I got Scrabble out for you
and I'm ready to play

Jeff spelled nucleoplast
I'm stunned I lost so fast
Everything I've played since then I've finished in dead last
Sat in the spa lobby
Can't text or talk or read
My good friend Ana said
"I'm so glad I beat Jacquie!"
Bet that massage feels fine
I'll just sit here and whine
Don't get used to it my friend
Oo oh Oo Oh I, I can't wait to beat you again
(Beat me again)
Oo oh Oo Oh I, I can't wait to beat you again