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Song Parodies -> "Boy Toy"
Original Song Title:
"Cowboy"
Original Performer:
Kid Rock
Parody Song Title:
"Boy Toy"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
Boy Toy
Boy Toy
Well I'm washing all your clothes, separate darks from whites
Make sure I clean the lint tray and hang dry your tights
Iron all your good shirts, press your jeans
Bring some roses home, find a room to clean
And I'm a-Jeff Reuben, honey, here's your drink
Sit down I'll clean up those dishes in the sink
Before I mop the floor I'm sweeping with a broom
Won't just stand there I'll go dust the room
Don't look at other chicks, for you I fawn
Plant the shrubs you picked then go mow the lawn
Cooking class together? Sure, you're the boss
Let's see those directions, so we don't get lost
I will let you explain, without intervening
Forgot my beer, but picked up your dry cleaning
Jeff Reuben, I'm the bedroom freak
And I'm headin down south on ya...because I wanna be your
Boy toy, baby!
"Honey you're so cute I can't help but stare some"
Boy toy, baby!
"Love your hair where'd you have it done?"
I wanna be a boy toy baby
"What do you need cause I'm not lazy"
Boy toy baby
"I love your perfume, and it drives me crazy"
I think I hear my woman calling when the day begins
She says, "Give me a massage!" I lotion my hands
Shoulders and back, till she's so relaxed
I'll miss my game, but really don't mind
My friends are bummed, I know they'll tease
But tonight lets watch Thel-ma and Louise
And if you're in the mood, then I'm gonna rock your world girl
Yeah this night's all about you: because I wanna be your
Boy toy baby
Got Brazilian waxed and I've got no tan lines
Boy toy baby
I won't fuss when I hear you whine
I wanna be a boy toy baby
Won't get jealous when the boys all flock
Boy toy baby
Cause you are the one who can make my heart drop
Jeff...Reuben...got hold of myself
Wear a little apron and wear a-nothing else
Take you out for fine dining, cause I've got class
And my skin tight jeans hug my nice, tight ass
You're sitting on the couch, I'm feeding you grapes
While we date, I'll lift weights, keep my body in shape
Girl, tonight drink all you want, it's okay, cause I'll drive
Give you a French pedicure, and paint the tips white HUH
Huge biceps, strong like grizzly bears
A beautiful smile, but ain't got much upstairs
Chest like Diesel, face like Beckham
Shawties want to touch, but I just won't let them
All your girlfriends think I'm hot...take my time before I hit the spot
Think it's called G, not sure cause I'm not a player
My friends all think I am whipped, but I just do not care
Honey, are you cold? Let's go "huddle"
But if you're not in the mood, pumpkin, "we can just cuddle"
If you need a girl trip I'll miss you so but
I'll walk your dog, and pick you up at the airport!
Boy toy
Don't have any thoughts that would need concealing
Boy toy
Let's spend the night talking about our feelings
Boy toy
Take off my shirt, show my six-pack abs
Boy toy
You don't have to pay, honey, I've got the tab
Boy toy
I just want to stare into your big brown eyes
Boy toy
Rather be with you than drinking with the guys
Boy toy
Girl you are so fine
Boy Toy
Well I'm washing all your clothes, separate darks from whites
Make sure I clean the lint tray and hang dry your tights
Iron all your good shirts, press your jeans
Bring some roses home, find a room to clean
And I'm a-Jeff Reuben, honey, here's your drink
Sit down I'll clean up those dishes in the sink
Before I mop the floor I'm sweeping with a broom
Won't just stand there I'll go dust the room
Don't look at other chicks, for you I fawn
Plant the shrubs you picked then go mow the lawn
Cooking class together? Sure, you're the boss
Let's see those directions, so we don't get lost
I will let you explain, without intervening
Forgot my beer, but picked up your dry cleaning
Jeff Reuben, I'm the bedroom freak
And I'm headin down south on ya...because I wanna be your
Boy toy, baby!
"Honey you're so cute I can't help but stare some"
Boy toy, baby!
"Love your hair where'd you have it done?"
I wanna be a boy toy baby
"What do you need cause I'm not lazy"
Boy toy baby
"I love your perfume, and it drives me crazy"
I think I hear my woman calling when the day begins
She says, "Give me a massage!" I lotion my hands
Shoulders and back, till she's so relaxed
I'll miss my game, but really don't mind
My friends are bummed, I know they'll tease
But tonight lets watch Thel-ma and Louise
And if you're in the mood, then I'm gonna rock your world girl
Yeah this night's all about you: because I wanna be your
Boy toy baby
Got Brazilian waxed and I've got no tan lines
Boy toy baby
I won't fuss when I hear you whine
I wanna be a boy toy baby
Won't get jealous when the boys all flock
Boy toy baby
Cause you are the one who can make my heart drop
Jeff...Reuben...got hold of myself
Wear a little apron and wear a-nothing else
Take you out for fine dining, cause I've got class
And my skin tight jeans hug my nice, tight ass
You're sitting on the couch, I'm feeding you grapes
While we date, I'll lift weights, keep my body in shape
Girl, tonight drink all you want, it's okay, cause I'll drive
Give you a French pedicure, and paint the tips white HUH
Huge biceps, strong like grizzly bears
A beautiful smile, but ain't got much upstairs
Chest like Diesel, face like Beckham
Shawties want to touch, but I just won't let them
All your girlfriends think I'm hot...take my time before I hit the spot
Think it's called G, not sure cause I'm not a player
My friends all think I am whipped, but I just do not care
Honey, are you cold? Let's go "huddle"
But if you're not in the mood, pumpkin, "we can just cuddle"
If you need a girl trip I'll miss you so but
I'll walk your dog, and pick you up at the airport!
Boy toy
Don't have any thoughts that would need concealing
Boy toy
Let's spend the night talking about our feelings
Boy toy
Take off my shirt, show my six-pack abs
Boy toy
You don't have to pay, honey, I've got the tab
Boy toy
I just want to stare into your big brown eyes
Boy toy
Rather be with you than drinking with the guys
Boy toy
Girl you are so fine
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I'm not gay... but.... I think if I met this guy I would make an exception. You're probably just graduating high school, and she's in her 40's that's how those relationships work out, at least that's what I saw on Mad TV. Anyways, great work on this your 2nd rap song, and a member of the Epic 40. Hopefully me and Dave can see you crank out a few more of these by the end of the year, that room is getting cold and quiet with me and just Dave partying in it. Great job, great visuals, great fun!!!
I sure could use a Sugar Mama. But all that exercise sounds like too much work.
This was really good "Chest like Diesel, face like Beckham/ Shawties want to touch, but I just won't let them" Something tells me we'll be hearing from a certain elf soon... 555
This was really good "Chest like Diesel, face like Beckham/ Shawties want to touch, but I just won't let them" Something tells me we'll be hearing from a certain elf soon... 555
Wow...I thought I had created the perfect man in my last parody...but this is FANtastic. There were lots and lots of favorite parts, but "But tonight lets watch Thel-ma and Louise" totally made me guffaw at my desk...and of course I love that Diesel-like chest. =) Glad you finished it...it was totally worth the wait!! You rock my socks, Jeff!
I didn't read McKludge's comment until after I'd submitted mine...how funny! And a little bit psychic. Hee hee.
Sir Jeffrey . . . Ohh ... I'll be right over . . . This is even better than a Campagna bro !!! Who cares about Laundry, when your wearing that apron & feeding me grapes, Sir!!
Hey Jeff, one question; what's your number? haha That's some serious entertainment, there, keep em coming!
I want to hear this one recorded, because I want to do a video to it.
Matthias...it's in the works. Thank you Matthias, Arwen, littleLoveCakes and Bonnie. My number's... :)
And thank you McKludge (didn't mean to leave you out!)
Great work, on a long and rocky rhythmed original...that covered a lot of my own fantasies
This is awesome! 5s
Love that!
Holy hell this was funny. TMOLTM, but "And I'm headin down south on ya..." and "Think it's called G, not sure cause I'm not a player" really stand out. Excellent idea and execution, and much better than TOS (which I like). This should be recorded. 555++
(SOTM) What everybody else said. 555
Gay 5ives
We have a winner with the ladies, and I have a strong feeling it'll rise high in SOTM too, despite males being in majority there. TMGLTM. 555. Etc. :-)
I said all I had to say... Very sexy parody Jeff. There's very few parodies about sexy guys on Amiright (Wer're all boobaphiles) but I'm glad you made a sexy parody for the ladies too... Just expanding your tool box if you know what I'm saying
(SOTM-FEB08) This one might be rapped to tight.
Thank you for posting this under Pimp Your Parodies on badave, it's a very creative parody and, well, I hope you record it too:) Matthias--touche touche
(SOTM) The funny thing is when you're friends rag on you for being whipped for doing these things for your lady, they are the ones usually sleeping alone on the couch for neglecting their women. Meanwhile you're at home experiencing pleasures that are only usually reserved for porn stars and athletes.lol Good work
(SOTM) I would not have the patience to go through all of that. I mean, come one, Ganondorf ain't gonna kick his own ass! That being said, this parody was cute! I woul
(SOTM) I wasn't expecting to be impressed when I read the title, then... well, I'm impressed now.
(SOTM) Well, Jeff, this one is among the most hilarious I've read by you. . .only one minor nitpick and that's Kid Rock's internal rhyming was largely missed, but it still works without that so very minor thing . . . killer parody. Just, when you are down here, you won't be wearing "an apron and nothing else", ok? :)
Thought I'd commented on this one already - brilliantly done, Jeff. I can almost picture you in the apron...
Phil, you can picture that? I'm truly sorry about that :)
See above!
This was great. It's nice to see a woman as the center of attention in a parody...who's treated in a good way.
SOTM- I always thought I was whipped. But reading this convinced me I'm just a boy toy, too. Very funny and well done, Jeff.
I don't think I can say anymore than I have above.... So see above. Your 1st comment actually!
(Ages) I don't think I can really add to what's already been said. An absolute great parody Jeff!
(Ages) Epic. Win. Top-notch pacing throughout, jam-packed with whimsy, you earn five feather dusters, five weeding implements and five submissive ball gags.
Ages--still so good, Jeff...though, since Mr. Diesel is now a family man, I've been forced to move on. If you'd like to impress me, you should probably re-write this with another hottie's chest featured. ; ) Of course...impressing me is all that matters, right? Right?
Do you still have ' that Apron ' ? ? Sir Jeffry?? It is sooo cold here in NorCAL, sure would be nice, Sir . . . .
(Ages) *incredulous stare* I'm not sure whether to vote for you or marry you.
(Ages) See above (though it appears part of my comment was wiped - smeg knows why)!
Wolverine, Jake: Thanks! Bobpiecheese: Smeg won't give me a straight answer Arwen: Yes, yes...sub Apricot for Diesel LittleCupCakes: Yes, but that Apron does little for the cold with nothing else :) EmiLoca: Both ;) But if you force me to choose, lets get married
(Ages) see above...you people are making this so difficult!
(ages)This is quality stuff Mr Rueben. I cant belive i have just listened to a kid rock track...yipes!
What, no 'bros before hos'? Fine, get laid, whatever. Your ability to be whipped to a fine spreading texture is not impressive, but your ability with parodies is.
(Ages) See above. . .
Still loved this one Jeff because the only rap parody before this one you ever did was because you were forced to do it so I congratulate you on that alone if this parody wasn't so worthy of applause itself. Very well written, very sexy, very funny. Loved this one.
Don't forget the beer. What if she wants one?
(ABC) See above (again)!
I thought this parody is going to be about what I thought it was. Still, when it comes to pussy whipped, it could have been much worse...there's the event as described in the parody.
How could I have not read this parody before? This is excellent and it had me laughing all the way throughout. I don't think I'm this bad when it comes to being a good boyfriend. I mean, I tried wearing an apron and nothing else and my girlfriend just yelled at me! What gives? Oh well, a superb piece of parody here.
(ABC) Wow, uber whipped. Jeez. Feel sorry for that guy.
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