I met a stray cat girl, sexy and seventy
Found in a nursing home built for the elderly
The young and dumb might think she's over the hill
But she can still rock if she takes all her pills
Some say that osteoporosis takes it's toll
But even with a bone to pick this old girl still got soul

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Granny B. Goode

She's keeping with her past, cuts loose, the Charleston jig
She's with the times, shaved a mohawk in her wig
Oh, she's charming older men flashing her foxy grin
They all need a refill on their oxygen
She can rock their world, though her hair is gray
Oh my this fly December girl can play

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Granny B. Goode

She's ninety but she'll still make you feel like a man
She'll make you wear your diapers, lose that old bedpan
Stalkers with their walkers they come to find
Adventure for their dentures it's the tie that binds
She looks sexy in those support hose tights
You'll yell, "Granny, you go, tonight!"

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Granny B. Goode