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Song Parodies -> "I Kicked A Nerd"
Original Song Title:
"I Kissed A Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Katy Perry
Parody Song Title:
"I Kicked A Nerd"
Parody Written by:
Jeff Reuben
The Lyrics
English class not it go as planned
Paid no attention
I took the test, pen in hand
But my intention
To cheat off, the smart kid
Just didn't work at all
He ratted me out, now
I'm in detention
So,
I kicked a nerd, in the backside
He went to his basement to pout
I kicked a nerd until he cried
I hope the teachers don't find out
Gave a wedgy
Heaved mightily
Yes, he wore tighty whiteys
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
Go try it
In chess club he might be the champ
But he is my pawn
Spent summer at computer camp
On Macs he does fawn
Stratego, D and D
A fighter/wizard/thief
Waved his long sword at me
I yanked his briefs
I kicked a nerd, and I liked it
The sound when his underwear splits
I kicked a nerd just to spite him
I know my girlfriend would join in
Made him so scared
He had to pee
Sign on his back says "Kick Me"
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
Go try it
Those nerds they are so gullible
Pale skin, all bones and no muscle
Foot up his ass makes him hustle
Knows pi to twelve digits
He's just a guy I need to hit
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
He's just too gangly to fight it
I kicked a nerd just to try it
Locked him in the girls room, naked
He was so smart
Challenged in height
Stuffed in his locker all night
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
I liked it
Paid no attention
I took the test, pen in hand
But my intention
To cheat off, the smart kid
Just didn't work at all
He ratted me out, now
I'm in detention
So,
I kicked a nerd, in the backside
He went to his basement to pout
I kicked a nerd until he cried
I hope the teachers don't find out
Gave a wedgy
Heaved mightily
Yes, he wore tighty whiteys
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
Go try it
In chess club he might be the champ
But he is my pawn
Spent summer at computer camp
On Macs he does fawn
Stratego, D and D
A fighter/wizard/thief
Waved his long sword at me
I yanked his briefs
I kicked a nerd, and I liked it
The sound when his underwear splits
I kicked a nerd just to spite him
I know my girlfriend would join in
Made him so scared
He had to pee
Sign on his back says "Kick Me"
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
Go try it
Those nerds they are so gullible
Pale skin, all bones and no muscle
Foot up his ass makes him hustle
Knows pi to twelve digits
He's just a guy I need to hit
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
He's just too gangly to fight it
I kicked a nerd just to try it
Locked him in the girls room, naked
He was so smart
Challenged in height
Stuffed in his locker all night
I kicked a nerd and I liked it
I liked it
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I liked it!
This was a Little Mermaid song?
First off...nice work, Mr. Reuben...I know I don't get around here often enough, but for as much as this OS drives me CRAZY...this parody was FAB.
And yeah...I'm a little curious about the Little Mermaid comment, too...
And yeah...I'm a little curious about the Little Mermaid comment, too...
You mean, I had the wrong song in my head as I read this--I guess I really should listen to songs before reading eh?
Had to find OS. . .sorry, still funny as a read, and a great improvement over that original song. . .
Nerd is the word...good job on this
SOTM - Very good job. I echo Arwen's comment.
Nerd humor is always great, but after winning last month with a nerd parody having one to follow it up the next month probably wasn't the strongest of choices. I loved this as a parody, don't get me wrong and will probably get points from me, but after your amazing nerd parody last month I don't think one was as nearly as good.
(SOTM-Jul-08)
How do you get away with this? If I wrote this I'd probably get throttled in the comments for bashing a poor nerd. Of course I've rubbed readers the wrong way a few too many times. Must admit this is good even though it is "R" rated for the violence content. At least the nerds have been happy since the 2000 elections. They have been able to say for the past eight years - "We have Bush - We-have Bush"!
How do you get away with this? If I wrote this I'd probably get throttled in the comments for bashing a poor nerd. Of course I've rubbed readers the wrong way a few too many times. Must admit this is good even though it is "R" rated for the violence content. At least the nerds have been happy since the 2000 elections. They have been able to say for the past eight years - "We have Bush - We-have Bush"!
(SOTM) I thought this one was weird...the bully seems to know way much more about his victim than he should...is there something hidden in the closet with this guy? Seemed to be more about wedgies than kicks, so it kind of loses its focus.
Bullied 555 dollars
I robbed 555 dollars from the rich, gave it to the poor who gave me 555 pieces of spare change in return. Great song.
(SOTM) Genius! I've read this one before, so I sometimes sing this version when the OS comes on the radio. 555 kicks right up the arse!
Hey Jeff, you're a Mac guy, right? =) Funny work and a great recording as well.
(SOTM) The recording was really good, and I think this was a decent write. Your previous month you had a really amazing "Nerd" write though, and this one wasn't up to the same level as your recent parody of this topic. (I don't know, even though technically in school I didn't get bullied because I was more average-than nerd) Funny, well written, but it's not my favorite topic buddy, hey when are you going to post August's broadcast?
I read your song and I liked it.
I liked "In chess club he might be the champ But he is my pawn"
Also..."wedgy" is always a funny word.
I liked "In chess club he might be the champ But he is my pawn"
Also..."wedgy" is always a funny word.
(Chuckles) Great song, made me laugh non-stop. Brilliant. Loved it.
Catchy Os, Great Parody, Fantastic Recording.... Nerdy Parody.... This was a good one Jeff now that's it's a leftover from the earlier SOTM it has a better taste in my mouth because I don't even remember that old nerd parody that I was talking about. (Although I should because I need to vote on it in SOTY). Anyways good job here buddy!
AGES...so wait...the fact that I sometimes have been known to play Stratego...makes me a Nerd? Great. I suppose that the fact that it's Lord of the Rings Stratego only makes things worse. =(
(Ages2) See above!
Good character study--or lack-of-character study, as it is. A little rough on some syllable placement. I would have liked to have seen some ironic jokes on the bully himself. 5-4-5.
(Ages) Haven't really changed my opinion on this one :)
I still like it...see above
[ABC] This is a really awesome parody, and it was hilarious. Probably one of the best IKAG parodies i've read. 5s.
(ABC05I)
This is nerd kicking 101 at its finest. Also see my comment above.
This is nerd kicking 101 at its finest. Also see my comment above.
Just noticed this in the comments very good Jeff theirs loads of these versions out now but I like this one. Pacing is a little off though at 1st verse but very funny : D 455
This was pretty funny and you got the bully's thoughts down pat - careful, you know how all those nerd movies turn out.
Nerdy work
ABC: Not bad, really funny. Pacing was a little off in some places but the bridge made up for it!!
(ABC) ... calls himself a nerd and he only knows pi to twelve digits, phhh - funny detail as usual Jeff and I loved the first line, and "The sound when his underwear splits". but I hated the line "On Macs he does fawn" though, or are we meant to hate it? - that's a pet peeve of mine - reminds me of the Turtles songline "And for girls I had a great yen" to rhyme with "then" but off I go on tangents again - typically funny stuff from you of course - 555
(ABC5I) See above...again!
(ABC) Great title switch and some funny lines!...I think it would have been better if you could have had the bully ending up in detention at the end of the song instead of at the beginning...Nevertheless, worthy of 555!!!
Great to revisit this one, Jeff. Now get that "Kick Me" sign off my back please. =)
Uh. . .I think I've seen this before (a lot). . you know my opinion already. . .heck I said it on my last two shows. . .
How many different contests has this song been in? Way too many for me to count, it's a great parody dude, but if there's one downside to it it has to be that I've read this one a million times already and it kinda loses it's buzz after the first few times, but this is for sure a Jeff Reuben classic!
Fun to read this again.
Every time I see your title sub I keep thinking...
"I kicked a nerd and the nerd won
I kicked a nerd and the nerd won"
Every time I see your title sub I keep thinking...
"I kicked a nerd and the nerd won
I kicked a nerd and the nerd won"
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