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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> W, Page 6

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

Entries Beginning with W, Page 6

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Song Name		Performer Name		Product Name		Submitted by:
Why Bother?		Weezer		Dating Hotline		Marshall Garvey
Why Can't I Be You?		The Cure		Plastic Surgeon		hardrock
Why Can't I?		Liz Phair		Condom Company HQ		sherock
Why Can't We Be Friends?		War		Election Office		Kerry
Why Can't We Be Friends?		War		Bullies Hotline		Playbhoy
Why Can't We Be Friends?		War		Iraq Embassy		RNJ
Why Do You Want Him?		Green Day		Widow, widower, or single parent by divorce's cell		punk bassist
Why Does It Always Happen To Me?		'Weird Al' Yankovic		Any Counselor		Paul Warren
Why Does It Always Rain On Me?		Travis		Weather Station		KooKooDee
Why Does It Always Rain On Me?		Travis		The Weather Channel		kookoodee
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?		Frank Zappa		STD clinic/safer-sex advertisements		Diddims
Why Does Somebody Always Have To Die		John Rich		Funeral home		Edward
Why Don't We Do It In The Road?		The Beatles		Teenage Stay-a-Virgin Hotline		Jay Staar
Why Don't We Get Drunk		Jimmy Buffett		Alcoholics Anonymous		David
Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?		Jimmy Buffett		Sex Addicts/Alcoholics Anonymous		Syncronos
Why Don't You Get A Job?		The Offspring		Unemployment Office		tom
Why Don't You Get A Job?		Offspring		Unemployment Insurance		erica
Why Don't You Get A Job?		Offspring		Employment agency		Chrissy
Why Don't You Get A Job?		The Offspring		The Employment Office		Bandyboy
Why Don't You Get A Job?		The Offspring		Welfare Office		Lisa
Why Don't You Kill Yourself?		The Only Ones		Suicide Prevention Hotline		Fbug
Why Dont You Get A Job?		The Offspring		Centerlink		bubzie
Why Don’t You Get A Job?		The Offspring		Unemployment Offices		gillian
Why Is Everybody Always Pickin' On Me		Bloodhound Gang		Mental Asylum		DJKaito
Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?		Bloodhound Gang		School Guidance Councilor		Chynna
Why Should I Wake Up?		Bert Convy		Alarm Clock Manufacturer		Raphael
Why Won't You Give Me Your Love?		The Zutons		Relationship helpline		Indra.v
Why Worry?		All-American Rejects		Suicide Hotline		Lillith
Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad?		Prince		Women's Refuge		Shane
Wicked Game		Chris Isaac		Dating Hotline		Mercy
Wicked Little Town		Hedwig and the Angry Inch		Town Hall		kookoodee
Wide Boy		Nik Kershaw		Weight Watchers		Maximum Buttcrack
Wide Open Spaces		Dixie Chicks		Prostitute Hotline		BadKarma Chameleon
Wide Open Spaces		Dixie Chicks		Claustrophobia Hotline		Andi
The Widow		Mars Volta		Mortuary		loser
Wild Child		Enya		Missing Children Hotline		Opinion Girl
Wild Horses		The Rolling Stones		Nature Park		seinfeld
Wild In The Streets		Bon Jovi		Gang Hotline		Shawna Mills
Wild Montana Skies		John Denver & Emmylou Harris		Montana Toursim Board		Kyle Johnson
Wild World		Maxi Priest		The United Nations		Ed
Wildest Dreams		Taylor Swift		Nightmare Counselling		Dongquan
Wildest Dreams		Taylor Swift		Nightmare Counselling		Dongquan
Wildfire		Michael Martin Murphey		Hospital Burn Unit		Melhi
Wildfire		Sonata Arctica		Pyromaniac's Rehab, Anger Management Classes		Asuyuka
Wildfire		Sonata Arctica		Smokey the Bear		Anonymous
Wildfire		Michael Martin Murphey		Fire department		Lance Crackers
Wildflower		Skylark		FTD		oldsongs
Will Smith		Boom! S-S-Shake The Room		Earthquake relief agency		been_a_son
Willing To Fight		Ani DiFranco		Pacifists Group		HarryMay
Wind Beneath My Wings		Bette Midler		Skydiving Association		Shawna
Wind Of Change		Bee Gees		National Hurricane Center		Martha Irvin
Windows 95 Sucks		Wierd Al Yankovic		Microsoft		Guise
Windy		The Association		Florida Hurricane Advisory		John C
Wine Me Up		Faron Young		Alcoholics Anonymous		Todd W. Zimmerman
The Winner Takes It All		ABBA		Casino, Gamblers Anonymous		Ingeborg S. Nordén
The Winner Takes It All		ABBA		Loser's Anonymous		DinoSon
The Winner Takes it All		ABBA		Gamblers Anonymous		Lisa
The Winner Takes it All		ABBA		Divorce mediator		David R
Winning Side		Oingo Boingo		Any Church		Mr.Small
Winter Rain		Winona Oak		The Weather Channel		Old Man Edgar Winter
A Winter's Tale		AFI		Summer Resort		Javey
Wish I May		Breaking Benjamin		Make A Wish Foundation		Me
Wish You Were A Beer		Cycle Sluts From Hell		Alcoholics Anonymous		HarryMay
Wish You Were Here		Pink Floyd		Cemetary/Mortuary		Matt
Witch Doctor		David Seville		Doctor's Surgery		Rosie
Witch Hunt		Rush		Anti-Paganism/Wicca group		carly_carlz
Witch Queen of New Orleans		Redbone		CLAMP		Colin Slater
Witchcraft		Frank Sinatra		Church		weirdkid106
With A Little Luck		Paul McCartney		Gambling Helpline		Jeffrey Hope
With Or Without You		U2		Stalkers Anonymous		Mazotti
With or Without You		U2		Missing Persons Hotline		Dongquan
With Or Without You		U2		Divorce Court		Daniel Leichty
With This Knife		Smile Empty Soul		Suicide Hotline		erica
With You		Linkin Park		Stalker Report Hotline		reteshcekim
With You		Jessica Simpson		Marriage Counseling		Puppy Loves Chew Toys
Without Me		Eminem		Most Wanted Hotline		Josh 2
Without Me		Eminem		Funeral Home		Opinion Girl
Without Me		Eminem		N'Sync HQ		Puppy Loves Chew Toys
Without You		Harry Nilsson		Family and Friends of Suicide Victims		Tatiana
Without You		Garry Nilsson		Suicide Hotline		Tatiana
Wives And Lovers		Jack Jones		NOW		Princess J
Wives Do It All The Time		Cledus T. Judd		Marriage Counselor		Ed
Wives Do It All The Time		Cledus T. Judd		Marriage Counselor		Ed
Woke Up This Morning		Nickelback		Hotel morning call service		Worawat
Woman In Love		Barbra Streisand		Divorce Attorney		Katee
The Woman In Me		Shania Twain		Sex Change Clinic		Rosie
Women In Chains		Tears For Fears		Domestic Violence Hotline		Liz
Women In Towels		Feeder		Male Escort Agency		PJ
Won't Get Fooled Again		The Who		Scam Report Hotline		Death_Zero
Won't Get Fooled Again		The Who		Communist Party HQ		BBQ Platypus
Won't Get Fooled Again		The Who		A real CSI		oldrock
Won't Go Away		Vertical Horizon		Stalker Victim Hotline		Ed
Wonder Why They Call You B****?		2Pac		N.O.W.		andre1127
Wonderful World		Sam Cooke		Board of Education		Stephanie Craddock
Wondering		Good Charlotte		Sex Change Clinic		Mya
Word of God Speak		MercyMe		Freedom from Religion Foundation		Kerry
Wordplay		Jason Mraz		Speech help hotline		random person
Words		Missing Persons		Any Newspaper		Mike engle
Work		Jimmy Eat World		Unemployment Hotline		retsehcekim
Work From Home		Fifth Harmony		Unemployment Hotline		Dongquan

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