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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

Song Name	Performer Name	Product Name	Submitted by:
U and Ur Hand	Pink	Masturbation Hotline	sherock
U Can't Touch This	MC Hammer	STD Clinic	LaLaLisa
U Can't Touch This	MC Hammer	Rape Victims Helpline	Diddims
U Can't Touch This	MC Hammer	Children's Museum	Scandia
U.G.L.Y	Daphne and Celeste	Plastic Surgery	nirvana babe
U.S. Male	Elvis Presley	U.S. Postal Service	adam
Ugly	Bubba Sparxxx	Self-esteem counselling/Depression helpline	Diddims
Ugly	Juliana Hatfield	Teen Counseling/Plastic Surgery	The Skuz
Ugly	Daphne and Celeste	Dating service/plastic surgery	Ocean-Sirius
Unbreak My Heart	Toni Braxton	Hospital/American Heart Association	Fatima
Unbreak My Heart	Toni Braxton	Cardiologist's office	Dan
Uncle Sam's On Mars	Hawkwind	N.A.S.A.	princejellyfish
Uncontrollable Urge	Devo	Sex Addiction Hotline	Joe
Under My Thumb	The Rolling Stones	NOW, Other feminist organization	rocky
Under My Thumb	Rolling Stones	Domestic Abuse Hotline	Conrad F.
Under My Thumb	The Rolling Stones	Assertiveness Training	Laurel
Under Pressure	David Bowie/Queen	Rob Van Winkle, aka Vanilla Ice's answering service	mothrafokker
Under Pressure	Queen ft. David Bowie	Abstinence Hotline	loser
Under Pressure	Queen feat. David Bowie	Stress Relief Hotline	drewster the rooster
Under The Blade	Twisted Sister	Knife Company	Ryan J.
Under The Bridge	Red Hot Chili Peppers	Narcotics Anonymous	Celeste
Under The Bridge	Red Hot Chili Peppers	Homeless Shelter	mike
Under The Bridge	Red Hot Chili Peppers	Homeless Shelter	TheMatrixKid
Under The Weather	KT Tunstall	Hospital Clinic	Angelina Rose
Underneath It All	No Doubt	Any Strip Club	Kyla
Underneath Your Clothes	Shakira	Under Armor underwear	pop
Underneath Your Clothes	Shakira	Rape Crisis Hotline	Claudine
Underwater	Vertical Horizon	New Orleans Chamber of Commerce	Ed
Undone (The Sweater Song)	Weezer	T-Shirt Company	Figgy
Undone-The Sweater Song	Weezer	Textiles Manufacturer	SisterGirl
Undun	The Guess Who	Crisis Counseling Center	JesusGeek
Unfaithful	Rihanna	Marriage Counselling	Lici
Unfaithful	Rihanna	Your Lover's Cell Phone	Tessa
Unforgettable	Nat King Cole	Alzheimers Association	renata ramona
The Unforgiven	Metallica	Catholic Confession Hotline	Aaron Saraco
The Unforgiven	Metallica	Church confession line.	Ocean-Sirius
The Unguarded Moment	The Church	Pregnancy Clinic	FussBudgetVanPelt
Uninvited	Alanis Morrisette	Brinks Home Security	Larcen Tyler
United States Of Whatever	Liam Lynch	Bush/Cheney Campaign Headquarters.	Charlie Decker
United States of Whatever	Liam Lynch	The Oval Office	Zotmeister
Unlove Me	Julie Roberts	Marriage Counselor	Ed
Unpretty	TLC	Plastic Surgeon	Kjersti
Unpretty	TLC	Plastic Surgery Clinic	Rosie
Unpretty	TLC	Plastic Surgeon's Office	Daisy Duke
Unreal	Ill Nino	World Wrestling Entertainment	ficticious
Unsaid	MxPx	Mutes	retsehcekim
Unskinny Bop	Poison	Weight Loss Hotline	iceMan
Unwanted	Avril Lavigne	Adoption Agency	Kathy
Unwanted	Avril Lavigne	Abortion Hotline	LaLaLisa
Unwanted	Kill Hannah	Ophanage/Foster home	Sarah
Unwanted	Avril Lavigne	The Samaritans	Kevin Breslin
Unwell	Matchbox 20	Psychiatrist's Office	Weaselicious
Unwell	Matchbox 20	Therapist	Laurel
Unwell	Matchboz 20	Courtney Love's Home Phone	meg
Unwell	Matchbox 20	Psychiatrist or Psychologist	skyshine
Unwell	Matchbox 20	Mental Asylum	Zietgiest
Unwell	Matchbox 20	Insane Asylum	Lirio
Up All Night	Slaughter	Insomnia clinic	nightrain express
Up All Night	Slaughter	Sleep Institute	Danielle
Up Here In The North Of England	The Icicle Works	Des Lynam's answering machine	Pickle
Up In A Puff Of Smoke	Polly Brown	Fire Service	Adam
Up In A Puff Of Smoke	Polly Brown	Crematorium	FussBudgetVanPelt
Up!	Shania Twain	Viagra	doodah
Uplifting	Pantera	AA Meetings	Pol
Uptight	Green Day	Suicide Hotline	Rachel
Use Once & Destroy	Hole	Rehab Clinic or Funeral Home	Jess
Use Your Fist And Not Your Mouth	Marilyn Manson	Violence Prevention Hotline	tictacs941
Used To Love Her	Guns 'n' Roses	Divorce Company	Jane

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