Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> A, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| "A Bridge Too Far" | Theme from the 1977 movie | office for Senator Ted Kennedy | Braniff | |||
| A*** Feast | Blood Duster | GLAAD | Decifunk | |||
| A**hole | Gene Simmons | Hotline For Loners | Matt | |||
| A.D.I.D.A.S | KoRn | Sex Addicts Helpline | dizi | |||
| A.D.I.D.A.S. | Korn | Adidas | ficticious | |||
| A.N.I.C. | Sum 41 | Hobo Shelter | Panic Pagoda | |||
| Abracadabra | Steve Miller Band | Magician | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Accidents Will Happen | Elvis Costello | Anything potty-training related | brainstem | |||
| Accidents Will Happen | Elvis Costello | NASCAR | newave | |||
| Accidents Will Happen | Elvis Costello | Planned Parenthood | Tim Hall | |||
| Accidents Will Happen | Elvis Costello | Service King Collision Repair | Big Mark | |||
| Ace Of Spades | Motorhead | Gambling Addiction Clinic | Wally P. | |||
| Aces High | Iron Maiden | Air Force | Wicker Man | |||
| Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | Heart Transplant Center | Kaitlin Phillips | |||
| Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | Doctor's Office | Nyendurthul | |||
| Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | Heart Surgeon | iceMan | |||
| Acid | Lil Wyte | Drug Rehabilitation | Chris Prunotto | |||
| The Acid Memoirs | Dog Fashion Disco | Drug Prevention | tictacs941 | |||
| Acid Rain | Pierrot | Greenpeace | Kurosaki | |||
| Act Of Depression | Underoath | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues | The Kinks | NAMI (National Alliance for the Mentally Ill) | HarryMay | |||
| Adam's Song | Blink 182 | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Your imaginary friend. | |||
| Adam's Song | Blink 182 | Suicide Helpline | nirvana babe | |||
| Adam's Song | Blink 182 | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Zim | |||
| Addicted | Simple Plan | Drug Abuse Hotline | haha | |||
| Addicted | Kelly Clarkson | Stalker Therapy Help Line | Kjersti | |||
| Addicted | Simple Plan | Sex Addicts Anonymous | Jenny | |||
| Addicted | Kelly Clarkson | Drug Helpline | Jessica | |||
| Addicted | Cheryl Wheeler | The Betty Ford Clinic | phishphan | |||
| Addicted | Simple Plan | Rehab Center | Branden Nardulli | |||
| Addicted | Simple Plan | Alcoholics Anonymous | Robin | |||
| Addicted | Simple Plan | Drug Rehab | JoeKing | |||
| Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | Sexual Addiction Hotline | Ed | |||
| Addicted To Spuds | "Weird Al" Yankovic | Overeaters Anonymous | Martha Hankins | |||
| Addiction | Skinny Puppy | Liquor/Wine Store | i don't know | |||
| Addiction | Skinny Puppy | Drug Rehabilitation | bleurgh | |||
| Adios | Rammstein | Suicide Helpline | rammsteinrainbow | |||
| Adorned In Ashes | Virgin Black | Crematorium | Idont Havaname | |||
| Aenima | Tool | Proctologist | Bastich | |||
| Aerials | System of A Down | Goodyear blimp | newrock | |||
| Aerials | System of A Down | Bomb Manufacturers | newrock | |||
| Aerials | System of A Down | Airport Terminal | newrock | |||
| Afraid | Motley Crue | Phobia Hotline | Lexie Lei | |||
| Afraid Of The Ocean | Segarini | Carnival Cruise Lines | Lisa | |||
| After The Fire | Amy Grant | Insurance Company | Da Phoenix | |||
| Again I Go Unnoticed | Dashboard Confessional | Low Self Esteem Help Hotline | Tati A | |||
| Against All Odds | Phil Collins | Casino/horse track | movie | |||
| Against All Odds | Phil Collins | Gamblers Anonymous | Emma | |||
| Age Ain't Nothing But A Number | Aaliyah | Retirement Home | william | |||
| Age ain't nothing but a number | Aaliyah | NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) | Alicia & Alex | |||
| Age Of Aquarius | The 5th Dimension | Horoscope Reading Hotline | stargazer | |||
| Age Of Consent | Normie Rowe | Teen Pregnancy Hotline | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Ahead By A Century | Tragically Hip | Timex | ACY | |||
| Aim For Me | Sugar Ray | Abuse Hotline | Jerseymilkferrets | |||
| Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg | TLC | Animal Shelter | Danielle | |||
| Ain't Afraid To Die | Dir en Grey | Suicide Helpline | Zink | |||
| Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) | Joe Tex | Weight Watchers | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Ain't Gonna Hurt Nobody | Brick | Terrorists | Andrew | |||
| Ain't Got A Home | Clarence Henry | Homeless Shelter | meQal | |||
| Ain't Love A B**** | Rod Stewart | Brian Wilson's answering machine | pickle* | |||
| Ain't No Second Prize | Jimmy Barnes | Gunfighter's Club | Heath | |||
| Ain't Nobody Gunna Miss Me When I'm Gone | Jimmy Martin | Cemetary | muzic | |||
| Ain't Too Proud To Beg | TLC | Homeless Shelter | Celeste | |||
| Ainsi-Soit Je | Mylene Farmer | Suicide prevention hotline/depression clinic | Genevieve | |||
| Air Disaster | Albert Hammond | Flight Reservations Desk | FussBudget | |||
| Air Disaster | Albert Hammond | Airline Reservation Service | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Air Force 1's | Nelly | Addidas | Lana | |||
| Air Force One | Nelly | Marines Hotline | Air Force Chick | |||
| Air Hostess | Busted | Airline | Rosie | |||
| The Air I Breathe | The Hollies | Tobacco Companies | Britrock | |||
| The Air I Breathe | The Hollies | Diesel Fuel Company | britrock | |||
| The Air I Breathe | The Hollies | Emissions Checkpoint | Britrock | |||
| The Air I Breathe | The Hollies | Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce | britrock | |||
| Airport Song | Guster | Hare Krishna Recruiting Hotline | tckma | |||
| The Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) | The Doors | Alcoholics Anonymous | JesusGeek | |||
| Albert | Blood Duster | Michael Jackson | moshit | |||
| Alberta Bound | Gordon Lightfoot | Saskatchewan Tourism | Donna W | |||
| Albuquerque | Weird Al Yankovic | Albuquerque Chamber of Commerce/Tourist Bureau | Gretchen Wieners | |||
| Alcohol | Barenaked Ladies | Alcoholics Anonymous | Dar | |||
| Alcohol | Brad Praisley | Alcoholics Anonymous | JC Foster | |||
| Alert Satus Red | Matthew Good Band | NASA | RoKe | |||
| Alibi | Tait | Police Station | Chris | |||
| Alice's Restaurant | Arlo Guthrie | Military Psychiatrist | Zotmeister | |||
| Alien Nation | The Scorpions | Immigration Office | Andrew | |||
| Alien Youth | Skillet | Border Patrol | Admiral Memo | |||
| Aliens Exist | Blink 182 | FBI | Luigi | |||
| Alimony | "Weird Al" Yankovic | Divorce Lawyer | Jake | |||
| Alive | P.O.D. | Mortuary | Donna Mortale | |||
| Alive | S Club | Funeral Home | Marv | |||
| Alive | Beastie Boys | Funeral Parlor | Flo | |||
| Alive | Edwin | Funeral Home | erica | |||
| Alive | Korn | City Morgue | Joey D | |||
| Alive Again | Chicago | Funeral Parlor | Todd W. Zimmerman | |||
| Alive and Kicking | Simple Minds | Funeral Parlor | Larcen Tyler | |||
| All Alone | They Might Be Giants | Party/Wedding Planner | Brent F | |||
| All Alone | Gorillaz | Hotline For People With No Friends | Starving Hobo | |||
| All Apologies | Nirvana | Osama Bin Laden's Hold Line To G. Bush | Holly | |||
| All Apologies | Nirvana | Divorce Attorney | THC Havoc | |||
| All Around The World | Lisa Stansfield | Travel Agency | A-lean | |||
| All By Myself | Eric Carmen | Jimmy Swaggert's Answering Machine | MOR |
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