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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 8793 Bad Choices for On Hold Music entries on the site.

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Latest Entries

Song Name
Performer Name
Product Name
Submitted by:
Fancy Reba McIntyre Job Training Program Liz
Lavender Blue Sammy Turner Alissa Heinerscheid's answering service Not the Same Bob
Blue Hawaii Elvis Presley Maui fire rescue and recovery services Leanne Cantrell(not to fret; relling is overrated)
Jailbait Ted Nugent Vatican David R
Lucretia My Reflection Sisters of Mercy Mirror manufacturers  Rock Maninoff
WAP Cardi B Rape Crisis Center David R
Let's Get it On Marvin Gaye Rape Crisis Center David R
Material Girl Madonna Buddhist monastery David R
Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) Joe Tex Weight Watchers Liz
Personal Jesus Depeche Mode Church Liz
Push The Button Sugababes Missile Defense System Polly Etheline
The Winner Takes it All ABBA Divorce mediator David R
I Wouldn't Want to Be Like You The Alan Parsons Project Peer counseling hotline David R
Disappear  INXS Missing Persons' helpline Rock Maninoff
More Sisters of Mercy Rape Crisis Hotline Rock Maninoff
The Gambler Kenny Rogers stockbroker David R
Mother The Police psychoanalyst David R
Bad Guy Billie Eilish Police station RIGuy
It Hit Me Like A Hammer Huey Lewis and the News Domestic Violence Hotline Liz
Doctor Jones Aqua Harrison Ford's answering machine Inkenroe

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