Fun Music Information -> Jimmy Buffett

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Jimmy Buffet

Music Quotes:

Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been.
(from 'Barefoot Children')
Submitted by: Doc Brown
 

Strange Offspring Names:

  • Delaney - It's actually Sarah Delaney, but she uses her first name. Additionally, he has a song titled "Delaney Talks to Statues." Submitted by: Jodi

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Tofu Burger (Far From Paradise)""Cheeseburger In Paradise"SusanG
"No More Margaritas (Chi-Chi's Shut Down) ""Margaritaville"oldtimer

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"World On Fire""Volcano," Jimmy BuffettGretchen Wieners
"Fields Of Fire""Volcano," Jimmy BuffettGretchen Wieners
"Cocktails For Two""Margaritaville," Jimmy BuffettKathy
"What's New Pussycat?""Changes In Latitude, Changes In Attitude," Jimmy BuffettNaomi Swanson
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Hanging Channels" originally "Changing Channels"
How does one hang channels?
Adrienne Ramseur
"A Pirate Looks At Fort" originally "A Pirate Looks At Forty"
Emmy Kay Butanone

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Changes In Platitude, Changes In Attitude" originally "Changes In Latitude, Changes In Attitude"
Daphne Hughes
"The Cubes Are Gonna Win Today" originally "The Cubs Are Gonna Win Today"
Win what? In this case it wouldn't be a game.
Raphael
"Borat Drinks" originally "Boat Drinks"
As in the movie 'Borat: Cultural Learnings Of ...'
Yvonne Sindri

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Changes In Latitude, Changes In Altitude" originally "Changes In Latitude, Changes In Attitude"
Buffett was getting high?
Joe
"A Pirate Loots At Forty" originally "A Pirate Looks At Forty"
Well, duh! Just like throughout a pirate's career.
Heather Brockwell
"A Pirate Cooks At Forty" originally "A Pirate Looks At Forty"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"Moat Drinks" originally "Boat Drinks"
Rocky
"Boot Drinks" originally "Boat Drinks"
Heather Brockwell

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

Apr 29 "Marriage Is Out Of The Question!" by Redneck Mba a parody of "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw" by Jimmy Buffett
Screw is so ina----------. making love is--------. naw, let's screw! Singsnap.com: (Sing Snap) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Margaritaville"" Vaginaville"Airfarcewon
"Margaritaville""Obamaville"Poli-tick-ly Incorrect
"Cheeseburger in Paradise""Rock Singer in a Pair of Tights"Warren Baker
"La Vie Dansante""Dar Eee Gonchon"Michael T. Mondak
"Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost""Jeopardy!, Balloons, and Missa Eaton"Michael T. Mondak
"Margaritaville""Montezumaville"Leo Keough
"Margaritaville""Styxville"Michael Hack
"Margaritaville""Walmartgreeterville"Alvin Rhodes
"Margaritaville""Sheboygan, Wisconsin"2Eagle
"The Great Filling Station Holdup""The Hate-Swilling Racist Blowup"Fiddlegirl

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Cheeseburger In ParadiseFuddrucker'sAndrea Huckstep
Cheeseburger In ParadiseMcDonald'sMatt Donnelly

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
MargaritavilleAAnightrain express
Another Saturday NightDating Serviceroachc420
A Pirate Looks At 40Copyright Infringement LawyerGonzo
Pina Colada(The Escape Song)Rehab/Prison Comboduhnees
Cheeseburger In ParadiseMcDonald's Or Fast Food Burger JointT.T.
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Come Clean
   Hilary Duff
Come Monday
   Jimmy Buffett
Come Clean Monday
Clean Monday=start of Lent in Eastern Orthodox Ch.
Jessica Junderworth
I Got You Babe
   Sonny & Cher
Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?
   Jimmy Buffett
I Got You Drunk And Screwed You, Babe
Imagine Sonny Bono confronting you with this news!
neptunevsmars
It's Five O'clock Somewhere
   Alan Jackson
Five O'clock
   Jimmy Buffett
Another Cheeseburger Day In Paradise
walmartian
Where's Captain Kirk?
   Spizzenergi
Margaritaville
   Jimmy Buffett
Where's Captain Kirk? Margaritaville!
Drinking all those exotic alien women off his mind...
Ed
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Come Monday"
Misheard Lyrics:
California is warm but quite thin
Original Lyrics:
California has worn me quite thin
"Volcano"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know where I'm-a gonna go
With this ball of cantalope
Original Lyrics:
I don't know where I'm-a gonna go
When the volcano blow
"Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people claim that there's a walnut to blame.
Original Lyrics:
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.
"Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Searchin' for my lost "Digger" the dog
Original Lyrics:
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those tulips covered with oil.
Original Lyrics:
All of those tourists covered with oil

Story about this misheard lyric by: Artie B. Curtis

One of my all time favorite songs. I listened to this song for years wondering why tulips would be covered in oil. All of a sudden, one day I heard the word "tourists" clear as a bell. Then I knew the truth.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Changes In Latitude, Changes In Attitude"
Better Lyrics:
With all of our running and all of our cunning,

If we get to Paris, we'll just go in Seine.
Original Lyrics:
With all of our running and all of our cunning,

If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
"Fins to the Left"
Better Lyrics:
You got Finns to the left, Swedes to the right.
And you're the only Dane in town.
Original Lyrics:
You got fins to left, fins to the right.
And you're the only bait in town.
Submitted by: Psycho Librarian
"Cheeseburger In Paradise"
Better Lyrics:
She's flirting with hairy mice
Original Lyrics:
Cheeseburger in paradise
Submitted by: Static

Funny Lyrics:

"God's Own Drunk"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well, like I explained to ya'll before, I ain't no drinking man.
I tried it once and it got me highly irregular and I swore I'd never do it again.
Why They're Funny:
Hilarious talking song about drinking moonshine with a grizzly bear.
Submitted by: John Patrick
"Margaritaville"
The Funny Lyrics:
Don't know the reason, stayed here all season
Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo
But it's a real beauty, a mexican cutey
How it got here, I haven't a clue
Why They're Funny:
Simply a gorgeously graphic and insouciant description for having been out of one's head
Submitted by: John

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Floridays"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I spent a year of my life one Night on the Beaches in old Beirut
Why They're Nonsensical:
How can you spend a YEAR of your life in ONE night??
Submitted by: Konrad Kobb
"Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If we weren't all crazy,
We would go insane.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Typically, 'crazy' and 'insane' have the same meaning.
Submitted by: Joe Penner

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Bananna Republics"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Sing me some words I can dance to
Or a melody that rhymes
Why They're Misrhymed:
Words are supposed to rhyme not melodies; we dance to to melodies not words (classic Buffett)
Submitted by: pwaveqrs
"Boat Drinks"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Now, I know, I should be leavin' this planet
I got a verse and can't rhyme it
Why They're Misrhymed:
'A' for honesty.
Submitted by: Dave

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Let's Get Drunk"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
Why They're Inappropriate:
This explains itsself, huh? It's a love song from a 'different point of view.'
Submitted by: SoulfulSteel
"Margaritaville"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Nibbling on sponge cake
Why They're Inappropriate:
What does Jimmy's diet have to do with getting drunk in Mexico?
Submitted by: oldtimer

Dated Lyrics:

"Margaritaville"
The Dated Lyrics:
I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
Why They're Dated:
Beer can pull tabs which detach from the can and cut the heels of unwary beachgoers were produced from the early sixties through the mid-seventies. Since then, pull tabs stay attached to the cans.
Submitted by: Cheeseburger in Parodies
"Fruitcakes"
The Dated Lyrics:
'Seven years to the millennium, that's a science fiction fact.'
Why They're Dated:
Well it's a little past the millenium. There is a recorded live version that says 'Less then 2 years, to that milennium' I wonder what he says now in concert, I don't recall.
Submitted by: Jeffrey Piestrak

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Tin Cup Chalice"
The Lyrics:
So won't you get that Packard running
And let's move
Product Brand Name:
Packard
Submitted by: Matt McGhee
"Cheeseburger In Paradise"
The Lyrics:
I like mine with lettuce and tomatoes
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Product Brand Name:
Heinz 57
Submitted by: Charlie Brown Van Pelt
There are additional product lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Change Sin Latitudes, Change Sin Attitudes" originally "Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes"
Submitted by: Tiffany Furlong

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Isthmus Cry Land" originally "Christmas Island"
Submitted by: Mark Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire
"Why Don't We Get Skunk And Drew?" originally "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?"
Submitted by: Joanna Whitmire

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Jiffy Bummit originally "Jimmy Buffett"
Submitted by: Rachel Blattington
Bummy Jiffett originally "Jimmy Buffett"
Submitted by: Peter

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Parrotheads"
Parrotheads are people who are die-hard fans of Jimmy Buffet and his music.
Submitted by: Paul Warren

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