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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> F, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with F, Page 1
Entries starting with F are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| F*** A Dog | Blink 182 | PETA | static | |||
| F*** A Dog | Blink 182 | RSPCA | nirvana babe | |||
| F*** A Dog In The A** | Blink 182 | Veternarians | gillian | |||
| F*** and Run | Liz Phair | Dating Service | Marian | |||
| F*** and Run | Liz Phair | Wedding Chapel | Marian | |||
| F*** Authority | Pennywise | White House | My name is Kenny | |||
| "F*** Christmas" | Monty Python | Santa Claus Inc North Pole facility | DumbAngel | |||
| F*** Her Gently | Tenacious D | Brothel | Nick | |||
| F*** Her Gently | Tenacious D | Lonely Housewives hotline | Irrititable | |||
| F*** It | Eamon | Hotline For Those Suffering After Painful Breakup {HFTSAPB} | SI-MAE | |||
| F*** Off and Die | Green Day | Depression counselor | Craigus | |||
| F*** Off Nazi Punks | Dead Kennedys | K.K.K. | Ben Ingram | |||
| F*** Police Brutality | Anti-Flag | Rodney King support line | ICP4EVER | |||
| F*** Police Brutality | Anti-Flag | Police | Demonmoocow | |||
| F*** the Police | NWA | The Police | My name is Kenny | |||
| F*** The System | System Of A Down | Sewage System Repair Company | bbb | |||
| F*** The World | The Vines | Uinted Nations Headquarters | Matt | |||
| F*** The World | The Queers | Suicide Prevention Hotline | amz | |||
| F*** U Blind | Kid Rock | Rape Counsel Hotline | P-Ropester | |||
| F*** You (I Don't Want You Back) | Eamon | Wedding Chapel | Mark | |||
| F*** You All | The Casualties | Counselor | Michael Quinn | |||
| F***in' Hostile | Pantera | Amnesty International | TowerU | |||
| F***ing Ada | Ian Dury | HMV record shop chain | pickle | |||
| F***ing In The Bushes | Oasis | Planned Parenthood | Jen | |||
| F***ing With My Head | Beck | Psychologist's office | SisterGirl | |||
| F.O.D. | Green Day | Suicide Hotline | Keith C | |||
| F.O.D. | Green Day | Depression Hotline | me | |||
| Fabulous Disaster | Exodus | Enron | Bill S | |||
| Facing Hell | Ozzy Osbourne | Day Care/Preschool | Rhiannon | |||
| Fade To Black | Metallica | Anti-fading detergent | Addicted To SOAD | |||
| Fade To Black | Metallica | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Stobes | |||
| Fade To Black | Metallica | Suicide Helpline | wadded beef | |||
| Fade To Black | Metallica | Suicide Hotline | weirdone | |||
| Fade To Gray | Visage | Just For Men Hotline | Greg Boize | |||
| Faget | KoRn | Gay and Lesbian Alliance | Aaron Saraco | |||
| Failing | Switchkicker | Divorce | justletgo | |||
| Faint | Linkin' Park | Doctors or Hospital | Mariah Lees | |||
| Faint | Linkin Park | Church | Guess Who | |||
| Fair | Ben Folds Five | Any Self Respecting Republican | Kevin Breslin | |||
| Faith In Something Bigger | The Who | Erectile Dysfunction Clinic | Death_Zero | |||
| Fake | Alexander O'Neal | Plastic Surgeons | Marv | |||
| Fake It | Seether | Plastic Surgery | tictacs941 | |||
| Fake Plastic Trees | Radiohead | Nursery (the kind that grows trees) | Espi | |||
| Fall Down | Jennifer Knapp | Shoe Manufacturer | Admiral Memo | |||
| Fall Into Sleep | Mudvayne | Insomnia Clinic | Fbug | |||
| Fall To Pieces | Velvet Revolver | Elmer's Glue | Shake-zula | |||
| Fall To Pieces | Avril Lavigne | Universal Glue Makers | Blue Beret | |||
| Fallen Angel | Poison | Church | Kaylyn | |||
| Fallen Horses | SmashMouth | Veterinary Clinic | Chase Waggoner | |||
| Falling | Alishia Keys | Mountain rescue service. | Ocean-Sirius | |||
| Falling Apart | Trust Company | Leprosy | retsehcekim | |||
| Falling Away From Me | KoRn | Bringing The Family Together Hotline | Stobes | |||
| Falling Down | Oasis | Elevator Repairman | Rychendroll | |||
| Falling Down | Staind | Construction Company | MadDog | |||
| Falling Down | Muse | Rock Climbing | PJ | |||
| Falling For the First Time | Barenaked Ladies | 9/11 Support Group | ACY | |||
| Falling To Pieces | Faith No More | Amputee Rehab Hospital | Fields | |||
| Falls Apart | Sugar Ray | Tissue/Toilet Paper/Napkin/Paper Towel Companies | newrock | |||
| Falls Apart | Sugar Ray | Construction Company | Ed | |||
| Falls Apart | Sugar Ray | Used Car Lot | Ed | |||
| Fame | Irene Cara | American Idol losers | old | |||
| Fame | Irene Cara | Any washed up actor, model or singer | Paige | |||
| Family Portrait | Pink | Family Crisis Hot Line | All.hail.MUFFINS | |||
| Family Portrait | Pink | Family portrait photographers/painters | Nicola | |||
| Family System | Chevelle | Family Counseling | steve | |||
| Fancy | Reba McIntyre | Job Training Program | Liz | |||
| Fanfare For The Common Man | Emerson, Lake, and Palmer | Millionaires Club | britrock | |||
| Far From The Home I Love | Cast of 'Fiddler On The Roof' | Homeowners Magazine | Monarch | |||
| Far Side of Crazy | Wall of Voodoo | Mental hospital | Evan | |||
| Far Side of Crazy | Wall of Voodoo | Mental hospital | Evan | |||
| Farewell | Sentenced | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Farewell Party | Gene Watson | Funeral Home | Mike | |||
| Farewell to Kings | Rush | Any country that's a monarchy | carly_carlz | |||
| Fast Car | Tracy Chapman | Highway Patrol | folk | |||
| Fast Car | Tracey Chapman | Traffic School | Tatiana | |||
| Fast Car | Tracy Chapman | Any Tow Truck Company | meQal | |||
| Fast Food Song | Fast Food Rockers | Weight Watchers | Dominicmgm | |||
| Fast Food Song | Fast Food Rockers | Eating Disorder Hotline | Claudia | |||
| Fat | Weird Al Yankovic | McDonald's | Anonymous Bob | |||
| Fat | Weird Al | Atkins Help Hotline | insert_here | |||
| Fat | "Weird Al" Yankovic | Overeaters Anonymous | Dennis Pickle | |||
| Fat | Wierd Al Yankovic | Slim Fast HQ | schoolgurl | |||
| Fat | Weird Al Yankovic | Eating Disorder Help Line | Kjersti | |||
| Fat | Weird Al Yankovic | Jenny Craig | lebeiw15 | |||
| Fat and Proud | Steriogram | Weight Loss Clinic | JeReMy | |||
| Fat Baby | Amy Grant | Weight Loss Clinic | Da Phoenix | |||
| Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | Anorexia Hotline | Rock Princess | |||
| Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | Jenny Craig Weight Loss | kcml | |||
| Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | Gym | Scandia | |||
| Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | Weight Watchers | A.B. | |||
| Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | Women's Weight Loss Clinic | tom | |||
| Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | Contessa Brewer's office | fatass | |||
| Fat F*** | CKY(Camp Kill Yourself) | Gluttony Clinic | Wally P. | |||
| Fat Lip | Sum 41 | Alchoholics Anonymous | tictacs941 | |||
| Fat Lip | Sum41 | Facial Weight Loss Clinic | Erin | |||
| Fat Lip | Sum 41 | Lip Enlargements | Gar | |||
| Fat Man In The Bathtub | Little Feat | Taft Presidential Library | Selena Stopmez | |||
| Fat Sweaty Betty | Insane Clown Posse | Weight Watchers | ash | |||
| Fat-Bottomed Girls | Queen | Health Spa | Ocean-Sirius | |||
| Father | Lollipop Lust Kill | Family Counciling | Ben Ingram |
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