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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> V, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

Entries Beginning with V, Page 1

Song Name		Performer Name		Product Name		Submitted by:
Vain		Moi Dix Mois		Beauty Products		Kitase
Valentine's Day		Marilyn Manson		Dating service		tictacs941
The Vatican Rag		Tom Lehrer		Catholic church/Convent		Ingeborg S. Nordén
Vegetarian Mumbo-Jumbo		NOFX		Paul McCartney Fan Club		Kerry
Vegetarian Mumbo-Jumbo		NOFX		PETA		xravenhartx
Velvet Tongue		Virgin Black		Church		Idont Havaname
Venus		The Bangles		Royal Observatory		Cloaky
Venus In Furs		The Velvet Underground		'Focus On The Family' (Christian organization)		ecgwald
Vertigo		U2		Hospital		Dongquan
Vertigo		U2		Motion sickness clinic		Crystal
Vertigo		U2		Alfred Hitchcock Museum		Crystal
Very Melon		Zatch Bell		Watermelon farm		Anonymous
The Vice		Sonata Arctica		Al Gore, Biden, other vice presidents		DJ Blaze
Victim Of Changes		Judas Priest		Plastic Surgeon's Office		Herculina Alencar
Victim Of Love		The Eagles		Dating Hotline		RatFaceLace
Victim Of The Paranoid		Six Feet Under		Mental Institution		Freedom Rock
Video Games		Lana Del Rey		GameStop		Andrew
Video Killed The Radio Star		The Buggles		Best Buy		MC Blargenfedibblenohip
Video Killed The Radio Star		The Buggles		Blockbuster Video		Syncronos
Video Killed The Radio Star		The Buggles		Any Radio or TV station/ MTV		TayaBox
"Video Killed the Radio Star"		The Buggles		radio station		Iludium Phosdex
Video Romeo		Kidd Video		Radio station		Kerry
Vienna		Billy Joel		Italian Tourism Hotline		Liz
View From Heaven		Yellowcard		Funeral Director		Jenson
Violent Love		Oingo Boingo		Rape Hotline		Ed
Violent Pornography		System Of A Down		The FCC		Incredible Dudeman
Virginity		System Of A Down		Planned Parenthood		Tati A
Virtue To Vice		Deathstars		Church		Eden
Virus		Iron Maiden		Microsoft		Anna Buehnenheim
Virus Alert		Weird Al Yankovic		Microsoft		Darius Kamron Whitehead
Virus Alert		"Weird Al" Yankovic		AVG Technical Support		Bort & Ornie
Virus Of The Mind		Heather Nova		Psychiatrist		Diane
The Visitors (Crackin' Up)		ABBA		Mental Hospital		Scott
Vital Signs		Rush		Morgue		carly_carlz
Vitamin R (Leading Us Along)		Chevelle		Drug-Free Hotline		Candice
Vitamin R (Leading Us Along)		Chevelle		Pharmacy		stevemcmahan
Viva Las Vegas		Elvis Presley		Branson, Missouri Chamber of Commerce		Kerry
"Viva Las Vegas"		Elvis Presley		Gamblers Anonymous		Iludium Phosdex
Vogue		Madonna		Glamour, InStyle, or Marie Claire magazine		Martha Irvin
Voice Of Defiance		Crashdog		Pet Obedience School		Idont Havaname
Voice Of Defiance		Crashdog		Constitution Party Headquarters		Idont Havaname
The Voice Within		Christina Aguilera		Insane Asylum		Brooke
The Voice Within		Christina Aguilera		Insane Asylum		Gwen
Voices		Disturbed		Insane Asylum		hardrock
Voices		Pax217		Psychaiatrist		Admiral Memo
Voices Carry		'Til Tuesday		Paranoia Helpline		Quinn
Voices Carry		Til Tuesday		Mental Institution		Edward
Voices in my Head		Knaan		Schizophrenia Hotline		Rychendroll
Voices In The Sky		The Moody Blues		Mental Asylum		costanza
Voices Of Violence		Billy Talent		Abuse Centre		Alyssa
Volcano		Damien Rice		Natural Disaster Helpline		moonset87
Volvo Man		Scared Weird Little Guys		Volvo		Troy
Voodoo		Godsmack		A Church		Nohbdy
Voodoo		Godsmack		Drug Rehab		Chickypoo
Voyeur		Blink 182		Stalker Helpline		Az
VX Gas Attack		Skinny Puppy		Iraqi Government		agent nerve

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