Fun Music Information -> Vertical Horizon

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Band Name Origins:

Well ACTUALLY, Keith was trying to think of a name one night before a gig. He was writing prospective names on one of those toy clipboards with a plastic pencil. The kind where you lift the piece of cellophane and it erases what you wrote. After seeing a kiddy pool lying on it's side, he had wrote down: Vertical Pool Then lifted up the page halfway to erase pool and wrote "Horizon." Submitted by: ENR
Acually, "horizontal" is the opposite of "vertical". So this would make "Vertical Horizon" an oxymoron. Submitted by: newsound

Why the Name is Stupid:

Come on now, everyone knows that vertical is the opposite of horizontal. The word "horizontal" means "like the horizon", so this band name is an Oxymoron. Submitted by: xyz

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"the best i ever had"	"the bets i ever had"	ita widiyanto

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"You're A God,"	One would have to be immortal, and you're not.	ita widiyanto

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Who Am I?"	"You're A God," Vertical Horizon	Brian Kelly

Song Parody Recordings:

Aug 6 "Everything He Flaunts" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon

To say the least, this one sounds a LOT better with an actual guitar. . .the new version has been released! badave.com: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Everything You Want"	"Everything He Flaunts"	Below Average Dave
"I'm Still Here"	"No Swill Beer"	Jeremy Otto
"Best I Ever Had"	"Best I Never Had"	Billy Boyd
"Everything You Want"	"The RIse of Darth Vader Part 2"	Syncronos
"Everything You Want"	"The Ballad of Odor Eaters (Feta Cheese)"	Kim L
"You're A God"	"You're A Hog"	Ross Marshall
"Everything You Want"	"Vacuum Cleaner Offer"	Scott No Last Name Given
"Everything You Want"	"Everything We Want You To Have"	Joe Kaiser
"Best I Ever Had"	"Your Not My Dad"	Chris Z
"You're A God"	"You're a Goth"	Abysmalica
There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
When You Cry	Kleenex tissues	Ed
Underwater	Flood Insurance	Ed
Underwater	Scuba Diving Lessons	Ed
Best I Ever Had	Escort Service	Barry Wolfenden

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Finding Me	Missing persons hotline	Edward
Underwater	New Orleans Chamber of Commerce	Ed
Shackled	Maximum Security Prison	Ed
We Are	Grammar School	rocky
Won't Go Away	Stalker Victim Hotline	Ed

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
When You Cry Vertical Horizon	I'm Still Here Vertical Horizon	When You Cry, I'm Still Here How sweet...!	Diddims
Since You Been Gone Kelly Clarkson	I'm Still Here Vertical Horizon	Since You Been Gone, I'm Still Here	Ed
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing Leo Sayer	Underwater Vertical Horizon	You Make Me Feel Like Dancing Underwater Excuse me while I get my scuba gear...	Ed
Bad Bad Leroy Brown Jim Croce	Won't Go Away Vertical Horizon	Bad Bad Leroy Brown Won't Go Away And I even got a restraining order against him.	Ed
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"You're A God" Misheard Lyrics: You're a dynamic. Original Lyrics: You're a god, and I am not.	"Everything You Want" Misheard Lyrics: You never could get in Unless you would fit in. Original Lyrics: You never could get it Unless you were fed it.
"You're A God" Misheard Lyrics: A cup of them lies Original Lyrics: We're covered in lies.	"You're A God" Misheard Lyrics: You're a guy and I'm a guy And I just thought I'd let you know. Original Lyrics: You're a god and I am not And I just thought I'd let you go.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.