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Band Name Origins:

  • Well ACTUALLY, Keith was trying to think of a name one night before a gig. He was writing prospective names on one of those toy clipboards with a plastic pencil. The kind where you lift the piece of cellophane and it erases what you wrote. After seeing a kiddy pool lying on it's side, he had wrote down: Vertical Pool Then lifted up the page halfway to erase pool and wrote "Horizon." Submitted by: ENR
  • Acually, "horizontal" is the opposite of "vertical". So this would make "Vertical Horizon" an oxymoron. Submitted by: newsound

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • Come on now, everyone knows that vertical is the opposite of horizontal. The word "horizontal" means "like the horizon", so this band name is an Oxymoron. Submitted by: xyz

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"the best i ever had""the bets i ever had"ita widiyanto

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"You're A God,"One would have to be immortal, and you're not.ita widiyanto

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Who Am I?""You're A God," Vertical HorizonBrian Kelly

Song Parody Recordings:

Aug 6 "Everything He Flaunts" by Below Average Dave a parody of "Everything You Want" by Vertical Horizon
To say the least, this one sounds a LOT better with an actual guitar. . .the new version has been released! badave.com: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Everything You Want""Everything He Flaunts"Below Average Dave
"I'm Still Here""No Swill Beer"Jeremy Otto
"Best I Ever Had""Best I Never Had"Billy Boyd
"Everything You Want""The RIse of Darth Vader Part 2"Syncronos
"Everything You Want""The Ballad of Odor Eaters (Feta Cheese)"Kim L
"You're A God""You're A Hog"Ross Marshall
"Everything You Want""Vacuum Cleaner Offer"Scott No Last Name Given
"Everything You Want""Everything We Want You To Have"Joe Kaiser
"Best I Ever Had""Your Not My Dad"Chris Z
"You're A God""You're a Goth"Abysmalica

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
When You CryKleenex tissuesEd
UnderwaterFlood InsuranceEd
UnderwaterScuba Diving LessonsEd
Best I Ever HadEscort ServiceBarry Wolfenden

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Finding MeMissing persons hotlineEdward
UnderwaterNew Orleans Chamber of CommerceEd
ShackledMaximum Security PrisonEd
We AreGrammar Schoolrocky
Won't Go AwayStalker Victim HotlineEd

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
When You Cry
   Vertical Horizon
I'm Still Here
   Vertical Horizon
When You Cry, I'm Still Here
How sweet...!
Diddims
Since You Been Gone
   Kelly Clarkson
I'm Still Here
   Vertical Horizon
Since You Been Gone, I'm Still Here
Ed
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing
   Leo Sayer
Underwater
   Vertical Horizon
You Make Me Feel Like Dancing Underwater
Excuse me while I get my scuba gear...
Ed
Bad Bad Leroy Brown
   Jim Croce
Won't Go Away
   Vertical Horizon
Bad Bad Leroy Brown Won't Go Away
And I even got a restraining order against him.
Ed
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"You're A God"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a dynamic.
Original Lyrics:
You're a god, and I am not.
"Everything You Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never could get in
Unless you would fit in.
Original Lyrics:
You never could get it
Unless you were fed it.
"You're A God"
Misheard Lyrics:
A cup of them lies
Original Lyrics:
We're covered in lies.
"You're A God"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a guy and I'm a guy
And I just thought I'd let you know.
Original Lyrics:
You're a god and I am not
And I just thought I'd let you go.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Hortical Verizon originally "Vertical Horizon"
They could endorse cellphones (Verizon)
Submitted by: Edward

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