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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
Lady with the Spinning HeadLady with the Spinning HeadU22003-11-13
Just Can't Get It UpJust Can't Get EnoughDepeche Mode2003-12-06
Porpoise Inside Your FartFortress Around Your HeartSting2003-12-08
When the Bar is Closing Down, You Drink the Rest of What's Still AroundWhen the World is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still AroundThe Police2003-12-11
China's WorksongFinest WorksongREM2003-12-12
Breakdown (used car song)BreakdownTom Petty & the Heartbreakers2003-12-22
Don't Panic (the Roadkill song)Don't PanicColdplay2004-01-09
NutrageousOutrageousBritney Spears2004-01-14
One Hungry Wolf and 200 Ovine PiecesOne Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn FacesBen Folds Five2004-01-16
Heidi Fleiss NoseJesus Christ PoseSoundgarden2004-01-22
Forget To FlushToo MuchDave Mathews Band2004-01-24
Glorified D (Lieberman)Glorified GPearl Jam2004-02-06
Skyy and Bud DryHigh and DryRadiohead2004-02-11
Devil's Tax CutDevil's HaircutBeck2004-02-14
Got the RunsGet Your GunnMarilyn Manson2004-02-17
Are You Gonna Mow Today?Are You Gonna Go My Way?Lenny Kravitz2004-02-22
Extreme GamesExtreme WaysMoby2004-02-23
Don't Lose My PlungerDon't Lose My NumberPhil Collins2004-02-25
The Spaceships Now Are LandingMisunderstandingGenesis2004-03-16
The Spaceships Now Are LandingMisunderstandingGenesis2004-03-16
Nair I'm ApplyingPrayer for the DyingSeal2004-03-18
Precious Ring (the Gollum song)Precious ThingsTori Amos2004-03-21
Sock Me NowKnock Me DownRed Hot Chili Peppers2004-03-22
LiberalCriminalFiona Apple2004-03-26
Strike the LeatherLike the Weather (Live Version)10,000 Maniacs2004-03-28
BlunderWonderNatalie Merchant2004-04-01
Beat the MeatBleed the FreakAlice in Chains2004-04-05
Bizarre Dung TriangleBizarre Love TriangleNew Order2004-04-06
The Culinary BugNo Ordinary LoveSade2004-04-10
Would I Lie to You? (Bush's version)Would I Lie to You?Eurythmics2004-04-14
Angry Donny (Rumsfeld)Angry Johnny (album version)Poe2004-04-15
Fiddle with the ChodeMiddle of the RoadPretenders2004-04-19
Line Too Slow (the buffet song)Born Too SlowCrystal Method2004-04-20
Run in Your PantylineDown to the WaterlineDire Straits2004-04-30
All I Want (the nudist song)All I WantToad the Wet Sprocket2004-05-02
Stick It inBlow It OutLudacris2004-05-07
Tire WomanFire WomanThe Cult2004-05-14
We Will BorrowI Will FollowU22004-05-15
Two Farts, Then It RunsTwo Hearts Beat as OneU22004-05-16
FatBad (live)U22004-05-17
The Unforgettable LiarThe Unforgettable FireU22004-05-18
Mud Comes RumblingLove Comes TumblingU22004-05-19
Angel of ComptonAngel of HarlemU22004-05-22
Stupid (America's Lament)StupidSarah McLachlan2004-05-23
All I Want Is FoodAll I Want Is YouU22004-05-24
Fallen (Iraq version)FallenSarah McLachlan2004-05-28
Even Better than the Real Thing (an I Can't Believe It's Not Butter theme)Even Better than the Real ThingU22004-06-02
This is MadnessLove is BlindnessU22004-06-03
Lemons (another used car song)LemonU22004-06-09
Eating GrapefruitDancing BarefootU22004-06-11
Chia PetDiscothequeU22004-06-13
Cause My Rod, It only DanglesIf God Will Send His AngelsU22004-06-15
Staring at Your SonsStaring at the SunU22004-06-20
Last Day at WorkLast Night on EarthU22004-06-23
A Pound of Rancid MeatThe Ground Beneath Her FeetU22004-07-03
Butt You EatWhat You NeedINXS2004-07-28
I'll Jerk the ChickenAlive and KickingSimple Minds2004-09-18
Worldwide StrifeWild Wild LifeTalking Heads2004-09-23
AbstinenceMore than ThisRoxy Music2004-10-02
Broom and BrushHuman TouchBruce Springsteen2004-10-11
Our Doom is NowHow Soon is Now?Smiths2004-11-07
Scottish Blood, U.S. HeartIrish Blood, English HeartMorrissey2004-11-17
Listen to Her FartListen to Her HeartTom Petty and the Heartbreakers2004-11-19
Here Comes My Girl (Climactic Version)Here Comes My GirlTom Petty & the Heartbreakers2004-12-14
Even the Losers (the election song)Even the LosersTom Petty and the Heartbreakers2004-12-16
DebatingThe WaitingTom Petty and the Heartbreakers2004-12-21
You Got ChunkyYou Got LuckyTom Petty and the Heartbreakers2004-12-27
DevilsRebelsTom Petty and the Heartbreakers2005-01-03
Out of the BowlOut in the ColdTom Petty and the Heartbreakers2005-02-07
The Testicular Discomfort SongYer So BadTom Petty & the Heartbreakers2005-02-15
A Trucker's DilemmaLove is a Long RoadTom Petty and the Heartbreakers2005-02-16
Requiem for 9/11Face in the CrowdTom Petty2005-03-08
You Don't Know How It Feels (When I Pee)You Don't Know How It FeelsTom Petty2005-03-14
Pitching a TentYou Wreck MeTom Petty2005-03-15
BallsWallsTom Petty2005-03-18
He-Girl NowFree Girl NowTom Petty and the Heartbreakers2005-03-25
A Past BJThe Last DJTom Petty and the Heartbreakers2005-03-28
Bring on the RightBring on the NightThe Police2005-05-09
It's the Neocons to BlameMissingEverything but the Girl2005-05-10
Inquisition ManDemolition ManThe Police2005-05-11
War Machine Mounts (for Oil Accounts)Everything CountsDepeche Mode2005-05-24
Master & BaiterMaster & ServantDepeche Mode2005-05-30
Spank the MonkeysShake the DiseaseDepeche Mode2005-05-31
But Squat TonightBut not TonightDepeche Mode2005-06-01
Range LoveStrangeloveDepeche Mode2005-06-06
Lever Let Me Down AgainNever Let Me Down AgainDepeche Mode2005-06-07
Enjoy the ViolenceEnjoy the SilenceDepeche Mode2005-06-08
Shoe ObsessionWalking in My ShoesDepeche Mode2005-06-22
Apparel of a NunBarrel of a GunDepeche Mode2005-07-05
GitmoIt's No GoodDepeche Mode2005-07-11
Rheem OnDream OnDepeche Mode2005-09-07
You'll Need My Lever 2000We'll Be TogetherSting2005-09-13
All This Time (the religion song)All This TimeSting2005-09-30
Scent of My FartShape of My HeartSting2005-10-12
When in FranceWhen We DanceSting2005-10-17
You Still Touch Me (Michael Jackson is Free)You Still Touch MeSting2005-10-20
You Should Go on a DietLet Your Soul Be Your PilotSting2005-11-02
After the Brains Have FallenAfter the Rain Has FallenSting2005-11-10
Flush the John AgainTurn It on AgainGenesis2005-11-14
Don't Comply at All (the Sony song)No Reply at AllGenesis2005-11-15
Ran Past The BorderMan On The CornerGenesis2005-11-17
Tonight We Fight the RightTonight, Tonight, TonightGenesis2005-12-19
Looking Like Macy GrayThrowing It All AwayGenesis2005-12-27
Use Lotion This TimeNo Son of MineGenesis2006-03-31
Never a CrimeNever a TimeGenesis2006-04-04
Only Weirdos and PsychosOnly You Know and I KnowPhil Collins2006-05-08
Something Happened like the Movie 'Seven'Something Happened on the Way to HeavenPhil Collins2006-05-10
When I Squish, It just Stains BrownI Wish It Would Rain DownPhil Collins2006-05-15
Hanes Her WayEverydayPhil Collins2006-05-22
Pants Come off TonightDance into the LightPhil Collins2006-05-30
Arms are CrushedOrange CrushR.E.M.2006-05-31
All the Sheep Will ScreamI Don't Sleep, I DreamR.E.M.2006-06-01
Emo BedwetterE-Bow the LetterR.E.M.2006-06-26
Keep the Internet FreeBittersweet MeR.E.M.2006-07-05
Just Stay CalmThe Wake Up BombR.E.M.2006-07-06
Prancers Always Date the BlondeThe Great BeyondR.E.M.2006-07-10
Married to a WiccanWorkin' for a LivingHuey Lewis & The News2006-10-31
A Nun ThingThe One ThingINXS2007-03-26
Britney SpearsBitter TearsINXS2007-04-03
Shot Enough MimesNot Enough TimeINXS2007-07-01
The Perils of Fast FoodBeautiful GirlINXS2007-08-07
Arrogantly WastedElegantly WastedINXS2007-08-19
You Know I'm a DudeYou Know I'm no GoodAmy Winehouse2007-08-20
Just Ban Their Food (the China song)I'll Stand by YouPretenders2007-08-21
You Got TasedThese are Days10,000 Maniacs2007-09-23
Granny Everybody WantsCandy Everybody Wants10,000 Maniacs2007-09-24
CannibalsCarnivalNatalie Merchant2007-09-26
TennesseeJealousyNatalie Merchant2007-10-01
My PetRegretNew Order2007-10-07
Pistol (the Blackwater song)CrystalNew Order2007-10-08
Heavy StoolHeavy FuelDire Straits2007-10-09
Trusty PageRusty CageSoundgarden2007-10-10
Tomb ManSpoonmanSoundgarden2007-10-14
My WageMy WaveSoundgarden2007-11-13
Burden of IranBurden in My HandSoundgarden2007-11-19
China's WarRhinosaurSoundgarden2007-11-20
You'll Go in FlamesYou Know My NameChris Cornell2007-11-26
It Ain't Over When It's GroverIt Ain't Over 'Til It's OverLenny Kravitz2007-12-03
Holiday Shopping FrustrationRock 'n' Roll is DeadLenny Kravitz2007-12-04
Larry Craig's Former Theme SongI Belong to YouLenny Kravitz2007-12-09
Freedom of SpeechIf You Can't Say NoLenny Kravitz2007-12-16
Learning Kung FuThinking of YouLenny Kravitz2008-01-01
Learning Kung Fu (proper version)Thinking of YouLenny Kravitz2008-01-02
DependsDig InLenny Kravitz2008-02-25
Firmness of PartStillness of HeartLenny Kravitz2008-02-26
They're Debating (the Obama-Clinton song)I'll Be WaitingLenny Kravitz2008-02-27
Good Enough (Women's Rights in the Islamic World)Good EnoughSarah McLachlan2008-03-03
Sleek Contender (the Obama song)Sweet SurrenderSarah McLachlan2008-03-04
I've Always Loved the MuppetsDown in ItNine Inch Nails2008-04-28
Richard GereSpin the Black CirclePearl Jam2008-05-04
Soulja BoyCorduroyPearl Jam2008-05-12
Mrs. Potter SuedNot for YouPearl Jam2008-06-02
Net NeutralityImmortalityPearl Jam2008-06-16
Silent HillViolet HillColdplay2008-08-11
We Don't Want You (the Palin song)U Want Me 2Sarah McLachlan2008-09-25
Cost (the Bailout Song)LostColdplay2008-12-29
Rod (Blagojevich)GodTori Amos2009-01-07
Touched by a Man of GodTouched by the Hand of GodNew Order2009-01-12
Cutting the CheeseCaught a Lite SneezeTori Amos2009-02-03
SporkSparkTori Amos2009-02-10
Welcome to IranWelcome to EnglandTori Amos2009-06-16
TrystBlissTori Amos2009-07-13
Trayvon DaysMayonaiseThe Smashing Pumpkins2012-04-25