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Song Parodies -> Lyrics
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lady with the Spinning Head | Lady with the Spinning Head | U2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 157 | |
| Just Can't Get It Up | Just Can't Get Enough | Depeche Mode | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 181 | |
| Porpoise Inside Your Fart | Fortress Around Your Heart | Sting | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 184 | |
| When the Bar is Closing Down, You Drink the Rest of What's Still Around | When the World is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around | The Police | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 492 | |
| China's Worksong | Finest Worksong | REM | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 182 | |
| Breakdown (used car song) | Breakdown | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Clunker | Hunter | Dido | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Don't Panic (the Roadkill song) | Don't Panic | Coldplay | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 118 | |
| Nutrageous | Outrageous | Britney Spears | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| One Hungry Wolf and 200 Ovine Pieces | One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces | Ben Folds Five | No Votes | 145 | |||
| Heidi Fleiss Nose | Jesus Christ Pose | Soundgarden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Forget To Flush | Too Much | Dave Mathews Band | 5.0 | 2.3 | 3.7 | 138 | |
| Glorified D (Lieberman) | Glorified G | Pearl Jam | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 130 | |
| Skyy and Bud Dry | High and Dry | Radiohead | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Devil's Tax Cut | Devil's Haircut | Beck | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Got the Runs | Get Your Gunn | Marilyn Manson | 4.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 141 | |
| Are You Gonna Mow Today? | Are You Gonna Go My Way? | Lenny Kravitz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Extreme Games | Extreme Ways | Moby | 4.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 184 | |
| Don't Lose My Plunger | Don't Lose My Number | Phil Collins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| The Spaceships Now Are Landing | Misunderstanding | Genesis | No Votes | 133 | |||
| The Spaceships Now Are Landing | Misunderstanding | Genesis | No Votes | 126 | |||
| Nair I'm Applying | Prayer for the Dying | Seal | No Votes | 175 | |||
| Precious Ring (the Gollum song) | Precious Things | Tori Amos | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 161 | |
| Sock Me Now | Knock Me Down | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 179 | |
| Liberal | Criminal | Fiona Apple | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.3 | 167 | |
| Strike the Leather | Like the Weather (Live Version) | 10,000 Maniacs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Blunder | Wonder | Natalie Merchant | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Beat the Meat | Bleed the Freak | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 124 | |
| Bizarre Dung Triangle | Bizarre Love Triangle | New Order | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 186 | |
| The Culinary Bug | No Ordinary Love | Sade | No Votes | 169 | |||
| Would I Lie to You? (Bush's version) | Would I Lie to You? | Eurythmics | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 144 | |
| Angry Donny (Rumsfeld) | Angry Johnny (album version) | Poe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Fiddle with the Chode | Middle of the Road | Pretenders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Line Too Slow (the buffet song) | Born Too Slow | Crystal Method | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 136 | |
| Run in Your Pantyline | Down to the Waterline | Dire Straits | No Votes | 124 | |||
| All I Want (the nudist song) | All I Want | Toad the Wet Sprocket | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Stick It in | Blow It Out | Ludacris | 3.0 | 4.0 | 3.7 | 133 | |
| Tire Woman | Fire Woman | The Cult | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 176 | |
| We Will Borrow | I Will Follow | U2 | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 172 | |
| Two Farts, Then It Runs | Two Hearts Beat as One | U2 | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 177 | |
| Fat | Bad (live) | U2 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 243 | |
| The Unforgettable Liar | The Unforgettable Fire | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Mud Comes Rumbling | Love Comes Tumbling | U2 | No Votes | 151 | |||
| Angel of Compton | Angel of Harlem | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| Stupid (America's Lament) | Stupid | Sarah McLachlan | 5.0 | 3.5 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| All I Want Is Food | All I Want Is You | U2 | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 207 | |
| Fallen (Iraq version) | Fallen | Sarah McLachlan | 4.8 | 2.6 | 4.6 | 135 | |
| Even Better than the Real Thing (an I Can't Believe It's Not Butter theme) | Even Better than the Real Thing | U2 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 213 | |
| This is Madness | Love is Blindness | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Lemons (another used car song) | Lemon | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Dumb | Numb | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| Eating Grapefruit | Dancing Barefoot | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Chia Pet | Discotheque | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 897 | |
| Cause My Rod, It only Dangles | If God Will Send His Angels | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Staring at Your Sons | Staring at the Sun | U2 | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.7 | 162 | |
| Last Day at Work | Last Night on Earth | U2 | No Votes | 195 | |||
| Sneeze | Please | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| A Pound of Rancid Meat | The Ground Beneath Her Feet | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Butt You Eat | What You Need | INXS | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| I'll Jerk the Chicken | Alive and Kicking | Simple Minds | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 165 | |
| Worldwide Strife | Wild Wild Life | Talking Heads | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Abstinence | More than This | Roxy Music | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 591 | |
| Broom and Brush | Human Touch | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Squirm | Burn | Cure | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Our Doom is Now | How Soon is Now? | Smiths | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 205 | |
| Scottish Blood, U.S. Heart | Irish Blood, English Heart | Morrissey | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 160 | |
| Listen to Her Fart | Listen to Her Heart | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 113 | |
| Here Comes My Girl (Climactic Version) | Here Comes My Girl | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 140 | |
| Even the Losers (the election song) | Even the Losers | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 113 | |
| Debating | The Waiting | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 107 | |
| You Got Chunky | You Got Lucky | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 106 | |
| Devils | Rebels | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 101 | |
| Out of the Bowl | Out in the Cold | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 126 | |
| The Testicular Discomfort Song | Yer So Bad | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 152 | |
| A Trucker's Dilemma | Love is a Long Road | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Requiem for 9/11 | Face in the Crowd | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| You Don't Know How It Feels (When I Pee) | You Don't Know How It Feels | Tom Petty | 4.3 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 135 | |
| Pitching a Tent | You Wreck Me | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Balls | Walls | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 118 | |
| He-Girl Now | Free Girl Now | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| A Past BJ | The Last DJ | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Bring on the Right | Bring on the Night | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| It's the Neocons to Blame | Missing | Everything but the Girl | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 174 | |
| Inquisition Man | Demolition Man | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| War Machine Mounts (for Oil Accounts) | Everything Counts | Depeche Mode | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 131 | |
| Master & Baiter | Master & Servant | Depeche Mode | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Spank the Monkeys | Shake the Disease | Depeche Mode | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 131 | |
| But Squat Tonight | But not Tonight | Depeche Mode | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Range Love | Strangelove | Depeche Mode | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 139 | |
| Lever Let Me Down Again | Never Let Me Down Again | Depeche Mode | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Enjoy the Violence | Enjoy the Silence | Depeche Mode | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.6 | 146 | |
| Shoe Obsession | Walking in My Shoes | Depeche Mode | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 156 | |
| Apparel of a Nun | Barrel of a Gun | Depeche Mode | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 134 | |
| Gitmo | It's No Good | Depeche Mode | No Votes | 117 | |||
| Rheem On | Dream On | Depeche Mode | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Muslims | Russians | Sting | 4.7 | 4.1 | 4.7 | 177 | |
| You'll Need My Lever 2000 | We'll Be Together | Sting | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| All This Time (the religion song) | All This Time | Sting | 2.3 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 156 | |
| Scent of My Fart | Shape of My Heart | Sting | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| When in France | When We Dance | Sting | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 191 | |
| You Still Touch Me (Michael Jackson is Free) | You Still Touch Me | Sting | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 209 | |
| You Should Go on a Diet | Let Your Soul Be Your Pilot | Sting | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 209 | |
| After the Brains Have Fallen | After the Rain Has Fallen | Sting | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 204 | |
| Flush the John Again | Turn It on Again | Genesis | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 146 | |
| Don't Comply at All (the Sony song) | No Reply at All | Genesis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 305 | |
| Ran Past The Border | Man On The Corner | Genesis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Tonight We Fight the Right | Tonight, Tonight, Tonight | Genesis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Looking Like Macy Gray | Throwing It All Away | Genesis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Use Lotion This Time | No Son of Mine | Genesis | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 148 | |
| Never a Crime | Never a Time | Genesis | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Only Weirdos and Psychos | Only You Know and I Know | Phil Collins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Something Happened like the Movie 'Seven' | Something Happened on the Way to Heaven | Phil Collins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| When I Squish, It just Stains Brown | I Wish It Would Rain Down | Phil Collins | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 133 | |
| Hanes Her Way | Everyday | Phil Collins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Pants Come off Tonight | Dance into the Light | Phil Collins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Arms are Crushed | Orange Crush | R.E.M. | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.3 | 186 | |
| All the Sheep Will Scream | I Don't Sleep, I Dream | R.E.M. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Emo Bedwetter | E-Bow the Letter | R.E.M. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 200 | |
| Keep the Internet Free | Bittersweet Me | R.E.M. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Just Stay Calm | The Wake Up Bomb | R.E.M. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Kryptonite | Electrolite | R.E.M. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Prancers Always Date the Blonde | The Great Beyond | R.E.M. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Married to a Wiccan | Workin' for a Living | Huey Lewis & The News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| A Nun Thing | The One Thing | INXS | 5.0 | 1.9 | 1.9 | 215 | |
| Britney Spears | Bitter Tears | INXS | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 239 | |
| Shot Enough Mimes | Not Enough Time | INXS | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 259 | |
| The Perils of Fast Food | Beautiful Girl | INXS | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 278 | |
| Arrogantly Wasted | Elegantly Wasted | INXS | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 285 | |
| You Know I'm a Dude | You Know I'm no Good | Amy Winehouse | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 318 | |
| Just Ban Their Food (the China song) | I'll Stand by You | Pretenders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 219 | |
| You Got Tased | These are Days | 10,000 Maniacs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Granny Everybody Wants | Candy Everybody Wants | 10,000 Maniacs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| Cannibals | Carnival | Natalie Merchant | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Tennessee | Jealousy | Natalie Merchant | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| My Pet | Regret | New Order | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Pistol (the Blackwater song) | Crystal | New Order | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 184 | |
| Heavy Stool | Heavy Fuel | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 213 | |
| Trusty Page | Rusty Cage | Soundgarden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Tomb Man | Spoonman | Soundgarden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 240 | |
| My Wage | My Wave | Soundgarden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| Burden of Iran | Burden in My Hand | Soundgarden | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 194 | |
| China's War | Rhinosaur | Soundgarden | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 176 | |
| You'll Go in Flames | You Know My Name | Chris Cornell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| It Ain't Over When It's Grover | It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over | Lenny Kravitz | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 210 | |
| Holiday Shopping Frustration | Rock 'n' Roll is Dead | Lenny Kravitz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Larry Craig's Former Theme Song | I Belong to You | Lenny Kravitz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 196 | |
| Freedom of Speech | If You Can't Say No | Lenny Kravitz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 201 | |
| Learning Kung Fu | Thinking of You | Lenny Kravitz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Learning Kung Fu (proper version) | Thinking of You | Lenny Kravitz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Depends | Dig In | Lenny Kravitz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| Firmness of Part | Stillness of Heart | Lenny Kravitz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 163 | |
| They're Debating (the Obama-Clinton song) | I'll Be Waiting | Lenny Kravitz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 289 | |
| Good Enough (Women's Rights in the Islamic World) | Good Enough | Sarah McLachlan | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 630 | |
| Sleek Contender (the Obama song) | Sweet Surrender | Sarah McLachlan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 268 | |
| I've Always Loved the Muppets | Down in It | Nine Inch Nails | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| Richard Gere | Spin the Black Circle | Pearl Jam | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 298 | |
| Soulja Boy | Corduroy | Pearl Jam | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 282 | |
| Mrs. Potter Sued | Not for You | Pearl Jam | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Net Neutrality | Immortality | Pearl Jam | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Silent Hill | Violet Hill | Coldplay | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 276 | |
| We Don't Want You (the Palin song) | U Want Me 2 | Sarah McLachlan | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 173 | |
| Cost (the Bailout Song) | Lost | Coldplay | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 167 | |
| Rod (Blagojevich) | God | Tori Amos | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| Touched by a Man of God | Touched by the Hand of God | New Order | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Cutting the Cheese | Caught a Lite Sneeze | Tori Amos | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 119 | |
| Spork | Spark | Tori Amos | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Welcome to Iran | Welcome to England | Tori Amos | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Tryst | Bliss | Tori Amos | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 73 | |
