Song Parodies -> "Scent of My Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Shape of My Heart"

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Original Performer:

"Scent of My Fart"

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The Lyrics

He feels the start of some constipation
And those he sprays usually regret
They never stay when he starts breaking wind
He has the smell of neglect

He meets some tarts in clubs with dancers
Bystanders never stand a chance
The sudden awe of a horrible outcome
He needs to check his pants

"I know that Rolaids help the sores of an ulcer
I know that there's drugs for symptoms of more
I think my rectum feels funny when it starts
Splats and the scent of my fart"

He may eat a pack of raisins
He may go to Lee's Arcade
But then reveal a thing in his hand
And a smell like gas grenades

"I see all the stains on my shorts getting older
I probably could make some weapons of war
I think my rectum feels funny when it starts
Splats and the scent of my fart"

Splats and the scent...
The scent of my fart...

"And if I told you that I loved prunes
You'd probably sniff for something strong
I'm not a man who has any graces
My ass won't spare me one"

"Those who reek know nothing
And find out when I'm cross
They surely curse their luck in small, closed-up spaces
Unless my urge is lost"

"I feel like my waist's holding onto a boulder
But then when I rub, I'm droppin' some more
I think my rectum feels funny when it starts
Splats and the scent of my fart"

Splats and the scent of my fart
Splats and the scent
The scent of my fart

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Paul Robinson - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Macphisto - can't place how this OS goes...having trouble d/l at home presently, when I get that working I will check it out...

Rick C - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS, sorry Mr.MAC

alvin rhodes - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment

powerful...5s

MrMacphisto - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Alvin.. :) Paul and Rick, I understand, because the original was a very short-lived single. Although, I believe it was prominently featured in the movie "The Professional."

Dee Range - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS either, but very funny. Maybe a cork is the answer :-)

MrMacphisto - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Dee :)

Stingseven - January 28, 2007 - Report this comment

The original song is impossibly beautiful (people, forgodsakes download it!), which makes your parody incredibly funny! Nicely done.

MrMacphisto - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks :) I agree that this is one of his best songs. I wish Sting would return to this album's style.

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