It's when the movie's violent that she cries
As the fights light up the screen
I can't believe that when they cleaved
She wished that I would be
Someone who moved it like a rolling piston
But my heart's not on my sleeve

[chorus]
I cushion my arrogance when she glares
But still I get clotheslined when I fail to care
As I get older, I can feel my balls
Crushed into the ground

And all this talk through time
It ain't mine
But I just stand here like a clown
Well, I feel most sublime, and so surprised
When she just preens,
"Being you must feel so complete"

[chorus]

I'm stuck like glue
Now watch showtunes
I'm not empowered as a groom
Why is it that prancers always date the blonde?

I do not have the words, but maybe swears
Tempest or the shrew?
I'm looking up the bars
Because I'll be there soon

[chorus]

[2x]
I'm stuck like glue
Now watch showtunes
I'm not empowered as a groom
Why is it that prancers always date the blonde?
I'm stuck like glue
Now watch showtunes
I'm not empowered as a groom
Why is it that prancers always date
Prancers always date
Prancers!