Song Parodies -> I'll Jerk the Chicken
| Original Song Title: | "Alive and Kicking" |
| Original Performer: | Simple Minds |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'll Jerk the Chicken" |
| Parody Written by: | MrMacphisto |
the Mac is back.... and this song serves up some finger-licking goodness
You turn me on
You stiff me up
Like a Swedish pump I'd bare with you
You stiff me up
For this dinner stuff
I'll cook with you
Now I'll salt your muffin
So juicy, I'll swallow too
You swallow meat
And I, I, I'll lick and chew
What you gonna do when things go wrong?
What you gonna do when you feel racks up?
What you gonna do when you need a towel?
What you gonna do when the flames go up?
Who is gonna come and turn the thighs?
What's it gonna take to make the cream inside?
Who's got the taste to spice the bland and dry?
Who's got the flavor?
I'll jerk the chicken
Taste of what my love is
I'll jerk the chicken
Taste what my love is
Of all this white fizz, just right
Oh, I'll lift you up
To the oven top, so I can eat
Oh, you feed me long
Till the feelings come
Like the knives, we grind on
But if that leaves you wanting
We'll have sundaes
and some fondue
You'll lick the bone
Where the magic's from
And it will fill you
What you gonna do when things go wrong?
What you gonna do when you feel racks up?
What you gonna do when you need a towel?
What you gonna do when the flames go up?
Who is gonna come and turn the thighs?
What's it gonna take to make the cream inside?
Who's got the taste to spice the bland and dry?
Just watch your eyes
Just watch your eyes
Now it's time for seconds, taste all the flavor
(2x)
Ooo ooo.. oh oh
I'll jerk the chicken
Taste of what my love is, white fizz
I'll jerk the chicken
I'll jerk the chicken
Taste of what my love is
I'll jerk the chicken
Taste of what my love is
I'll jerk the chicken
You stiff me up
Like a Swedish pump I'd bare with you
You stiff me up
For this dinner stuff
I'll cook with you
Now I'll salt your muffin
So juicy, I'll swallow too
You swallow meat
And I, I, I'll lick and chew
What you gonna do when things go wrong?
What you gonna do when you feel racks up?
What you gonna do when you need a towel?
What you gonna do when the flames go up?
Who is gonna come and turn the thighs?
What's it gonna take to make the cream inside?
Who's got the taste to spice the bland and dry?
Who's got the flavor?
I'll jerk the chicken
Taste of what my love is
I'll jerk the chicken
Taste what my love is
Of all this white fizz, just right
Oh, I'll lift you up
To the oven top, so I can eat
Oh, you feed me long
Till the feelings come
Like the knives, we grind on
But if that leaves you wanting
We'll have sundaes
and some fondue
You'll lick the bone
Where the magic's from
And it will fill you
What you gonna do when things go wrong?
What you gonna do when you feel racks up?
What you gonna do when you need a towel?
What you gonna do when the flames go up?
Who is gonna come and turn the thighs?
What's it gonna take to make the cream inside?
Who's got the taste to spice the bland and dry?
Just watch your eyes
Just watch your eyes
Now it's time for seconds, taste all the flavor
(2x)
Ooo ooo.. oh oh
I'll jerk the chicken
Taste of what my love is, white fizz
I'll jerk the chicken
I'll jerk the chicken
Taste of what my love is
I'll jerk the chicken
Taste of what my love is
I'll jerk the chicken
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5 forks, 5 fingers, and 5 for ambience.
LOL! 5's
Thanks guys... lol... I had a lot of fun with this one....
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