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Song Parodies -> "Fiddle with the Chode"

Original Song Title:

"Middle of the Road"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Fiddle with the Chode"

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The Lyrics

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I fiddle with my chode, as she tries to climb me
I lay in the middle of bed with my pants behind me
Well I got a smile for every girl I meet
As long as she won't try grabbing today
Or dropping the bomb on my sheets

Now come on baby
Pull on my chode
Oh come on now
Try to fiddle with my chode, yeah

When she fiddles with your chode, you say the darndest things
Like "Oh my, that hurts! Don't you have any pity?"
Using vibrating things on poop shoots
Ass ventilated thin slacks strung up with strings
Oh girl, I might need invasive surgery
When you bruise a big chunk of a bloody third leg
The bandages come with the scenery

Oh come on baby
Release my chode
Oh come on now
Don't ya fiddle with my chode, yeah

One... two... three.... four

I fiddle with my chode; and my private comes with sack
I can't get from her lap to her curves
Without some little crick in my back
She'll her-ass me, can't you tell?
When I got home, was tired as hell
It's not her that I really need
She's like a kid who's twenty-three

Baby, pull on my chode
Come on now
Try to fiddle with my chode, yeah

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Paul Robinson - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
MrMacphisto - Fant-*ss-d*ck job! Perfect pacing, lots of fun and a full chode-load of In-you-end-do, to boot(y). 5's. Love the original song and have been 'fiddling' with the idea of doing a couple Pretenders numbers lately.
MrMacphisto - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul, I like your "stuck in Iraq" one too... My comment for that one might give you an idea for another Costello parody....
Jeff Reuben - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad.
Peregrin - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! I thought it was a PC related comedy, as originally I read it with a silent "h"!
Paul Robinson - April 22, 2004 - Report this comment
MrMacPhisto - sadly, I'm not well acquainted with any Costello after the "My Aim Is True" album so I can't jump onto that other number at this point. Perhaps you might try it, I don't know if that back album would be on my list of ones I'm going to get real soon.
MrMacphisto - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin and Jeff... I'll see what I can do about Mr. Costello, Paul...
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Macphisto, another fine job here 5-5-5

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