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Song Parodies -> "Don't Lose My Plunger"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Lose My Number"

Original Performer:

Phil Collins

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Lose My Plunger"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

now this is what I call a shi**y situation
I went at night with a wet behind
Splatters were on the ground
I didn't know where to find it
No evidence was found
"You better bring it back!"
He heard me cry
and I will beat him
Well I never knew it could smell so strong
It's gonna get worse if I wait too long

Billy, Billy don't you lose my plunger
cause it floods everywhere
when I can't find it
Oh now Billy, Billy don't you lose my plunger
cause it goes everywhere
you better find it...

Searching through the day and into the night
I wouldn't stop till I found it
I really knew him but I didn't understand
I had to ask him why
"I need it today!"
He heard me shout
Then an awful fright
I shuddered to see, it was running down the seat
Out of the toilet, and I had no wipes

(repeat chorus)

(talking to the toilet and Billy)
Don't go up
Keep twirling, keep flushing
Don't clog up
Billy, this is quite a sight
Don't go up
You know that I am terrified
Oh lordy, I better.... I better... I better run for my life!

(repeat chorus)

I left at night with a trail behind
Matter was on the ground
I didn't know where to find him
If he was home, he'd drown
"I'm never coming back"
That's what I cried
and I will cleave him
I don't think that we'd ever get along
My house now looks like it's in Vietnam

(repeat chorus)

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